Walrus being on vacation to parts unknown, I am monitoring the news feeds to try to guess where he is.

Paraglider Gets Caught in Tree Near Poo Poo Point
king5 | 4/29/22

ISSAQUAH, Wash ― A paraglider got caught about 30 feet up a tree at Poo Poo Point Friday afternoon.

Eastside Fire & Rescue reported the person was removed from the tree before units arrived and there were no injuries.

However, a person could still be seen up in the tree around 4 p.m.

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Mostly Nude AirBnB Renter Assaults [Man]
NorthEscambia.com | April 28, 2022

An Airbnb renter is facing charges after allegedly running around mostly nude . . .

. . . Lewis overstayed her Airbnb rental in the upstairs area of the victim’s home, according to an arrest report which states she is a narcotics user with a history of violent, erratic behavior and keeps “a collection of butcher knives” in her room.

Deputies arrived at the residence to find Lewis outside wearing “sensual/erotic clothing of the lingerie type” that left her almost naked, the report states.

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Tulsa Woman Arrested After Beating Man’s Truck, Running Away From Officers Naked
News On 6 | 04/30/2022

A Tulsa woman is in jail Saturday after police said she beat a truck with a piece of wood and then took off all her clothes and ran away.

Officers said a man flagged them down near Skelly and Memorial where they found the woman . . .

The man told them Russell beat his truck with a piece of wood. When police tried to talk to her, she took off all her clothes and ran naked through the intersection of 31st and Memorial.

Sounds like a fun trip so far — meeting the common clay of the Old West.