Saturday Night Hootenanny

“Howdy boys. Got a special dedication Hootenanny going out tonight to Basil. Or it may be Basil, I can’t read my producers handwriting. Anyway, this one is for you Basil, or Basil.”

Straight Line of the Day: Softball Questions for Jean-Pierre: …

Courtesy of Gumbeaux:

At today’s press lie-fest, Karine Jean-Pierre was whining, “No easy questions today, huh?” Not that she could answer those either. Since she is obviously not as skilled as Little Red Lying Hood, can we come up with some softball questions she is capable of answering?

For example,
“Are you smarter than a fifth grader?”

“If I ask a not-easy question, how many phobias am I guilty of?”

“Do you feel bad making over $15,000 a month with little to no discernable IQ?”

Straight Line of the Day: Softball Questions for Jean-Pierre: …