Elephants Are Attacking Humans As Climate Change Pushes Them to the Brink
MSN | May 27, 2022 | Robyn White
Straight Line of the Day: If an elephant attacks you because of climate change…
Elephants Are Attacking Humans As Climate Change Pushes Them to the Brink
MSN | May 27, 2022 | Robyn White
Straight Line of the Day: If an elephant attacks you because of climate change…
Make it wear your pajamas so you can shoot it.
…he won’t be the only one who never forgets it.
…make sure he does it in Alabama, where the tusks a’ loosa.
… make sure the DA with prosecute – for your widow’s sake…
If an elephant attacks you because of climate change…
it will attack you for spare change.
…he might not be an elephant at all, he might just be a rino.
If an elephant attacks you because of climate change…
keep cool.
… say you’re a friend of Greta and see what that gets you…
… identify as a pachyderm and see what that gets you…
… yell, “Ungawa, Simba, ungawa” and see what that gets you…
…no elephants where I’m at so not worried but those pesky alley cats are stretching my patience.
…just treat him as irrelephant
…blame Donald Trump
I’m more old school, I blame Bush.
I’ll show him a mouse I just killed. “See this mouse y’all are so scared of? And I went easy on him.”
…blame Brandon.
Give him a snow cone. That will cool him down.
Hock out the big guy and force the highest arc stream of urine you can..trust me..it’ll be there…he will recognize that your trunk is not a threat and you are from his tribe..
… I’ll sue Nancy and Chuck.