Over 800 U.S.-Bound Haitians Accidentally Land in Cuba
Breitbart | 26 May 2022
Straight Line of the Day: That’s almost as rotten luck as…
Over 800 U.S.-Bound Haitians Accidentally Land in Cuba
Breitbart | 26 May 2022
Straight Line of the Day: That’s almost as rotten luck as…
Being Biden’s sign language interpreter.
… electing Joe Biden President.
…Landing on the Russian Front with no vodka as a bargaining tool.
That’s almost as rotten luck as…
…looking for the Babesleaga and finding the Golden Girls.
… having Hillary know that you have something on her…
… being in the way of a Vogon construction crew…
Still better than listening to Vogon poetry.
… crossing the Emu…
… accidentally being between Chuck Schumer and a microphone…
… committing a felony the day after Chesa Boudin is removed from office…
…winning $500 Million on the lottery… on your 99th Birthday.
Is that rotten luck, or just ironic? (Asking for a 90’s singer.)
Take the lump sum payment.
…being promoted to the position of Sheriff of Rock Ridge.
Hiring Elaine Bredehoft for your defamation trial.
Finishing your lunch just as the Health Inspectors arrive.
. . . Paul Pelosi being your group leader at AA
Or your designated driver.
Finding out Ted Kennedy is your Uber driver.
…to Key West…
Dialing 867-5309 and Mrs Emhoff cackles a “Hello?”
. . . being behind Stacey Abrams in line at Golden Corral
. . . being a contestant on the Dating Game on celebrity week, and the players are all from The View.
Now that IS really bad luck.
Being the foolish Google employee that questioned LaMDA’s sentiency.
Your car horn gets stuck on while you’re on the highway following 300 Hell’s Angels.
Landing in Canada only to hear that the leader Justin Truedope wants to take away your Close Quarter Battle weapon Mom gave you when you left…
…Landing in California