Straight Line of the Day: If You’ve Got Blue Genes… Posted by Oppo on 16 June 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If you’ve got blue genes… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 3
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If you’ve got blue genes… … you probably got depression, bipolar disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ADHD, chemical imbalances in the brain and METHODISTS! Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
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…. they should be Thai-dyed. (Isn’t that where slave labor comes from?) Loading... Reply to this comment
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If you have Blue Genes but Brown eyes…yep, you’re almost full of schist..a red pill can fix that.. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
You’re gonna have to face that Joe Biden now lives at the new Rainbow House, instead of the White House.
I’m honestly surprised they haven’t deemed the white house as a dogwhistle to white cisgendered supremacy and had it repainted.
You know when to go out, when to stay in.
.you’ll be voting Democrat long after your passing.
… you’re lacking red corpuscles…
… you’re in witness protection after having worked for Captain Kangaroo…
If you’ve got blue genes…
… you probably got depression, bipolar disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ADHD, chemical imbalances in the brain and METHODISTS!
…so you’re a millennial or GenZ
If You’ve Got Blue Genes…
Fugheddaboutit….
. . . ask Neil Diamond, he is forever in blue genes
…I hope you don’t have blue balls also…wait yes I do.
I hope you aren’t feeling blue, Gene.
We should all buy him another round. Cheers!
As a wise ol’ man, I would suggest a regimen of red pills.
…. you’ve got a small problem: Levi’s is too Jewish; Lee — too Confederate. Brooke Shields? Too Weinstein.
… you’ve got the bare necessities.
Sorry; that’s if you’ve got Baloo Genes.
(Hunter: “Look for DeBeers necessities . . . “)
…. they should be Thai-dyed. (Isn’t that where slave labor comes from?)
… you have an irresistible urge to send your kids to public school, the public library, and private college.
…you could be eligible for compensation from Monsanto. Just call this toll-free number to see if you qualify.
… or try this one weird trick.
If you have Blue Genes but Brown eyes…yep, you’re almost full of schist..a red pill can fix that..
…you’re probably thinking of buying your son a blue dress.
If you’ve got blue genes…
you probably have pink hair.