Where’s the yearly Bacon thumb ISO:9000 QMS audit folder? I’m sure the babesleaga database could also run stats for comment to thumb to bacon ratios. There’s bound to be some useful data there. Everyone one could have their own CTB score to weed out guys like me that use quantity over quality to get bacon now and then after spamming loads of no thumb comments.
… the dude that video recorded the Border Patrol dude on horseback that made it look like he was whipping poor illegal dudes who were just trying to cross the border illegally.
Chemistry: The first dude to drop Menthos into his Coke.
Physics: Tony Hawk for being the first to pull off a 1080.
Physiology and Medicine: Ketanji Brown Jackson for her study womanhood.
Literature: Ashley Biden for her diary.
Economics: Janet Yellen for her study on inflation.
Peace: Frank J. Fleming, whose audacious plan to nuke the moon united the world.
Joseph and Hunter Biden for ” Methods of Creative Accounting”… OR…
William and Hillary Clinton for “Use of Telepathic Suggestion to Increase Monetary Values of Bank Accounts and Disposing of Injurious and Unwanted Testimony”..OR..
Collective of Currently Serving RINOs for..” The Use of Waterbeds and Strategically Placed Memory Foam for Crooked Bastards to Sleep”..
…the Moonnuker who won the most bacon. Give Walrusk something to do counting them.
Where’s the yearly Bacon thumb ISO:9000 QMS audit folder? I’m sure the babesleaga database could also run stats for comment to thumb to bacon ratios. There’s bound to be some useful data there. Everyone one could have their own CTB score to weed out guys like me that use quantity over quality to get bacon now and then after spamming loads of no thumb comments.
A biologist that not only identifies as, but can also define the term Woman.
… the Emu, for deigning to refrain from laying waste to vast swaths of humanity yet again…
Stopped? No. Just better at framing others for it. Did you think Corona virus was, like, a real thing?
… Ben Affleck – do we even need a reason???
… the dude that video recorded the Border Patrol dude on horseback that made it look like he was whipping poor illegal dudes who were just trying to cross the border illegally.
This Year’s Nobel Prize Should Go To…
someone who relies totally on whistles.
This Year’s Nobel Prize Should Go To…
Hunter Biden, for his efforts to distract.
..a cat – because diversity.
… the entire staff at IMAO, for their tireless contributions to expanding mental health…
Putin… Since he’s really brought the rest of the free world together.
… to everyone who participated
IDK about a Nobel but Kamala ought to be named “Word Salad Chef of the 21st Century”..
This years Nobel Piece prize goes to Brandon, for being the biggest Piece of S&!t since Obama won.
Nobel Prize in Physics: to the guy who invented a 9mm bullet that can literally blow your lungs out.
Nobel Prize in Chemistry: Walrus and intern Raquel. Woof!
Chemistry: The first dude to drop Menthos into his Coke.
Physics: Tony Hawk for being the first to pull off a 1080.
Physiology and Medicine: Ketanji Brown Jackson for her study womanhood.
Literature: Ashley Biden for her diary.
Economics: Janet Yellen for her study on inflation.
Peace: Frank J. Fleming, whose audacious plan to nuke the moon united the world.
This Year’s Nobel Prize Should Go To…
The sheriff of Rock Ridge for single-handedly cleaning up crime in his city with little or no help from the politicians.
This year’s Nobel Prize should go to…
whoever can invent a better mousetrap.
This Year’s Nobel Prize Should Go To…
Alfred Nobel for inventing the Nobel Prize.
Joseph and Hunter Biden for ” Methods of Creative Accounting”… OR…
William and Hillary Clinton for “Use of Telepathic Suggestion to Increase Monetary Values of Bank Accounts and Disposing of Injurious and Unwanted Testimony”..OR..
Collective of Currently Serving RINOs for..” The Use of Waterbeds and Strategically Placed Memory Foam for Crooked Bastards to Sleep”..