Straight Line of the Day: If Fangbeer was a Democrat, he could win Harvey Awards every time he posts. He could also…
Quote Joe Biden at a press conference:
I did it for science. The thumbs anyway. If in fact you’re talking about the number of bacon cheeseburgers I can eat in one sitting, the number’s actually 8 1/2.
(I ran out of bacon, hence my thumb dilemma.)
… host the Oscars, the Grammys, The Emmys, and the Kid’s Choice Awards…
… and Greta at his house for the summer.
I guess I can make some extra room in the corner of the Yurt, but she’s going to have to dig her own latrine.
How dare you assume Fangbeer’s political persuasion – haven’t you learned anything???
… assign unique pronouns to all SLotD commenters.
Your pronouns are howdy and y’all
Good thing you stopped there, because “Boy howdy” is both sexist and racist…
You just earned yourself yee and haw.
So what is Boy George?
If you have to ask, you’re on the road to cancellation…
He could also…
Badakathakare! Whenever he wanted to.
He could also…
Raise the IMAO corporate tax.
No taxation without Emu representation. Or something…..
He could also…
…cast unlimited ballots in national elections.
(btw, he would probably win more Harvey Awards if he were actually beer than if he were a Democrat.)
OMG I’m s celebrity!
If I was a Democrat I would scream
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE
Well, y’all just gotta get your head straight about Libertarians.
oh, and howdy, too.
Can we please get Fangbeer a fricken Harvey Award on the this thread somehow? Then we’ll forevermore be able to tease him for being a Democrat.
Sell my soul for bacon?
Hmm.
How much bacon we talking here?
If I was a Democrat I could demand an end to pig farming and then blame Elon Musk for the lack of bacon.
If I was a Democrat I’d set fire to fossil fuel burning vehicles so that I can send indigenous smoke signals to demand an end to air pollution.
If I was a Democrat I’d wash my pits in the pool of sacred tears.
Missed the obscurie I was shooting for.
People always say I look like Jack black..
If I was a Democrat I could edit my posts and they wouldn’t go straight to the spam filter.
They’d go to the spam filter before you edited them.
If I was a Democrat I could plot against cats, instead of the other way around.
Cat against the plots???
Only the Yiddish ones.
If you were a democrat, you would call your cats “fur babies” and talk about them in conversations real people have about their actual kids….. and also probably randomly kill them and swing them around in a bag.
If I was a Democrat my remote teams meetings would no longer require pants.
Just red shirts.
If I was a Democrat I’d be the first Puerto Rican president, instead of just some old white guy.
If I was a Democrat I’d do everything I wanted a law against anyone else doing.
If I was a Democrat I could have my cake, and eat yours too.
If Fangbeer was a Democrat he would never have to clean the spam filters.
(big job)
If Fangbeer was a Democrat, he could win Harvey Awards every time he posts. He could also…
lose his soul.
Joke’s on you. I knew James Brown personally, and I can still camel walk with the best of em.
If Fangbeer was a Democrat…
He could skip his colonoscopy because he would have his head up his ass and be able to look for himself…