Straight Line of the Day: Biden’s embarrassing us in Europe again? What does he think he’s doing?
“YOU place your hand on YOUR OWN heart when our national anthem is played.
“YOU salute the Marines.
“DON’T say that last part out loud.
“End of ceremony.
“DON’T say that out loud, either, numbnuts.”
… He thinks he’s in Delaware doing that Mojocross. It’s a stutter, man!
… “If I write it, YOU say it, capiche???”
I object – the question assumes facts not in evidence…
He doesn’t think. He never has.
Embarrassing us in Europe? What is he doing. emulating Orange Man Bad???
We wish.
Instead of Orange Man Bad… He’s Pudding Man Putz.
I just noticed that “emulate” has both “emu” and “late.” The emu must not like people like Biden who plagiarize.
emulate: (transitive verb): The reason Bob B is always early.
Late? Stalking unobserved is not the same as late.
Emu late.! …by how many days.??.now the Emu will have to carry full term due to abortions being out of the question in her State..
He thinks he’s doing the will of the 81 million who voted for him.
If the first thing he did was interact with a little girl because “priorities”, the rest will be a disaster
Didn’t win first place [which is his butt being wiped], but did get honorable Mädchen.
He thinks falling down and requiring cue cards befitting a first grader looks presidential. Pathetic.
…he’s getting ready to taunt the stupid English pig-dogs again.
“You wanna do push-ups, Fat?”
Queen Elizabeth: “??”
…he’s trying to find Peyton Manning at Omaha Beach.
He’s considering checking down to a running-again play…
Probably a first down punt.
He’s reminding the real leaders that it could be worse, Kamala could be there.
… and Kamala would really blow it.
That’s too real. Try for a joke response, next time.
After a hard hours work Joe does what he always does, he sits, and ponders his immortality, his infallibility, and the intoxicating aroma of young peasant girls hair.
…the Secret Service caught him wandering off he said he was looking for the Siegfried Line to take a selfie.
Well, in the movie, Patton did call it a monument to man’s stupidity . . .
{Don’t know if he said that in real life.}
“Look, Jill, I’m Preidenting!”
… he said to the chambermaid.
Probably looking for the Easter bunny for direction
Over there, they told him there’s a Near Easter, a Middle Easter, and a Far Easter bunny that he’d have to consider. At least that’s how he understood it.
Camilla, and the Pope, declined repeat interviews with him, in the interest of limiting greenhouse gasses.
Biden: “To my Austrian friends I say: I am a jelly donut. G’day mate!”
Biden’s embarrassing us in Europe again? What does he think he’s doing?
His best.
G7…and look..theres 7 of us here around the table…Cmon Man! ..thats a crazy coincidence
BREAKING NEWS…U.S.President Biden at the G7 just mistook Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as a waiter and ordered a chocolate malted shake with sprinkles..it is reported that Mr. Truedope got right on it…