Straight Line of the Day: Springtime Ends Mandates in Germany! Need lyrics for “MaskEra – The Musical!”
Masks Forever: Germany Plotting to Mandate Masks Annually From ‘October to Easter’
Breitbart | 06/18/2022 | Kurt ZindulkaLawmakers in Germany are reportedly considering instituting mask mandates every year during the winter months, likening the move to requirements for winter tyres on automobiles.
A report from the German newspaper Welt am Sonntag has claimed that the Social Democrat-led ‘traffic light’ coalition [?] government is making preparations to pass legislation requiring German citizens to wear masks in public from October to Easter annually to supposedly stem the spread of respiratory diseases such as the Chinese coronavirus.
OK, I’ll get the bawl rolling:
I was born in dear old Scranton
That is why it’s “Let’s Go Brandon.”
No good, huh?
Well, how about:
Don’t be stupid; don’t be sulkin’:
All your pistols are ReVolken.
And, by the way . . .
What is this German obsession with disease and government equalling tires and traffic lights?
I guess they’re German, so it makes sense.
“There is now an AutoBan.”
Heh.
♩♪
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother —
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I ever smile?
She put a mask on me . . .♩♪
Trouble (oh we got trouble)
Right here in dear old Hamburg (right here in dear old Hamburg)
With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for prophylaxis
(That stands for prophylaxis)
We’ve surely got trouble (we’ve surely got trouble)
Right here in dear old Hamburg (right here)
Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones protected after school
(Our children’s children gonna have trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…)
When a mask hides your face
When you go anyplace,
That’s annoying… (that’s annoying)…
Deutschland, Deutschland, über all our face…
German chancellor “I’ll be blunt,
Double mask or the Russian front!”
Fauci and Biden “I know nothing!”
Get their orders straight from Beijing.
Pelosi family needs to mask,
Their politics all come from a flask.
Punch your card with each new jab,
Ten punches wins a paid-for slab!
When in danger
or in doubt
remove that mask
from your ugly snout.
(To the time of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
Put a mask on. Wunderbar!
Even if germs don’t spread far.
COVID’s threat is not that high,
But more measures we’ll apply.
Get that mask out, put it on.
Let’s stop the contagion.
Wow ugly or snout is being filtered.
There is no rhyme or reason to Moderation.
IMAO
Come for the humor, stay for the recklessly moderated comment section
Centuwian, modewate this man! Modewate him weckwesswy!
The Lord, the Lord Harvey has given unto you these fifteen…
Uhh
Ten, ten moderation commandments.
Nine shall you not have, neither shall there be eleven.
Did you get Monty in my Brooks?
Did I Mel your python?
What is this a new candy commercial?
Oh. I’m just one of Harvey’s monkeys.
Rhesus pieces.
Eeeww.
I refuse to eat anything with nuts.
Better get your eyes back on the road. Pretty sure we’re no longer in Germany. Did that sign we just passed say Turda salt mine?
Crack that whip
Give our past a pass
Slip on this mask
And better watch your ass
When a problem comes along (Double-mask it)
Before the air gets out your lung (Don’t relax it)
What could possibly go wrong? (Mustn’t ask it)
Now mask it
On your face
Stifle up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
You’re infected
It’s not too late
To mask it
Mask it. Good!
Every breath you take
Every maskless break
Every “Baaa” you make
Every Strep you fake
We’ll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Everything’s in play
Every right we fray
We’ll be watching you.
Oh can’t you see
MSNBC?
How Amanpour makes
The depth and breadth of fakes
♫The last time ever I saw your face.♪
Easter? Why Easter? Is the government trying to make everyone celebrate a Christian holiday? I understand masking for Mardi Gras, but why all the way through Fasching? That’s way too much.
The bunny ordered Biden, W.H.O. then told Germany.
♩
Once there was a face
Below your forehead
Once there was a face
To gaze at some
Breathe, pretty darling
Do not cry —
And I’ll think up some alibi . .
♪
I can guess by whom this German diktat was promulgated.
♩ Ninety-Nine Red Bull Loons ♪
It just aint going to worka….
Unless we all don the burka…
At least if we all have a mask in place..
we can’t drink their koolaid..eh..am I right?
Well you aint got a thing..
Less your face have rash ring..
Do wap do wap..do wap..
Moderna, Novavax and Pfizer
Mask the German fatherland!
Towards these let us all strive
Brotherly with N95s on hand!
Moderna, Novavax and Pfizer
Are the foundation of happiness;
Flourish in the radiance of this happiness,
Flourish, German fatherland!
♪
Moderna and Pfizer,
Ooh, I love the Kaiser
You’re maskless? A failure
Ooh, I’m gonna jail ya . . .
♪
https://youtu.be/GBm3Nym-We0
1:31.
Well worth the click!
Unfortunately for me, it sounded to me too much like the opening credits of the “Mr. Bean” show.
18 years of New England congregationalist hymn participation does weird things to a man’s sense of musical taste.
More than 18 years of pop culture does just the Opposite.
Well that was 30 years ago, but it’s sorta like riding a penny-farthing. Sticks with ya.
https://youtu.be/wvM_JpqViBA
I say we open with this…
It came in through the Overton Window
Projected by the Silver Screen
But now it sucks, I shouldn’t wonder:
Biden, banks, and the ol’ vaccine.
Didn’t anybody tell him?
Didn’t anybody see?
Monday he’ll be found too mundane
Super Tuesday’s on the phone to me.
Everybody go maskless
maskless
shake off the Covid blues…
Deutschland, Deutschland mask alles, mask alles in der Welt.