Courtesy of Gumbeaux:
At today’s press lie-fest, Karine Jean-Pierre was whining, “No easy questions today, huh?” Not that she could answer those either. Since she is obviously not as skilled as Little Red Lying Hood, can we come up with some softball questions she is capable of answering?
For example,
“Are you smarter than a fifth grader?”“If I ask a not-easy question, how many phobias am I guilty of?”
“Do you feel bad making over $15,000 a month with little to no discernable IQ?”
Straight Line of the Day: Softball Questions for Jean-Pierre: …
How much is that doggy in the window?
Explain the “Infield Fly Rule”.
What is the difference between a slow pitch and a fast pitch bat?
…if I throat punch my voodoo doll of you will you take it personal?
…. Would you be offended if I assume you actually believe what you just said?
Instead of reading unrelated answers from your notebook, can you just give us copies so we can leave?
Can we have a list of anyone in the Bidiot administration who was hired based on qualifications? Shouldn’t take long, right?
Given your sophomoric readings each day, how long until you are fetching coffee at MSNBC?
Do the wheels on the bus go round and round?
Biden said (fill in the blank). He lied as usual, right?
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What…is your favorite color?
Do bears s#!t in the woods?
Before or after having your leg in its jaws?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Three.
(Drops index finger) Now?
Two.
(Drops ring finger) Now?
One…HEY!!!!
Would you like fries with that?
Were you born this stupid or did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?
Is there a link between the number of gender identities and inflation?
Am I a woman?
If Joe has 10 mules and Don has zero mules, how many ballots fit in the trunk of a Prius?
Would Biden have been better served if he had hired for talent rather than diversity?
Follow up: “Why didn’t you get the Supreme Court gig?”
Joe couldn’t decide on which two last names he liked better. Latrine’s or Jumanji’s.
“Did Joe ever travel three million train miles with a conductor who retired a dozen years earlier?”
No wonder the guy’s mind is on Pluto. He must have left it on the train.
Does…or does not…your chewing gum lose it’s flavor on the bed post overnight?
How does this administration plan on dealing with Anthony Burke?
Softball Questions for Jean-Pierre: …
Are you, in fact, a witch?
Softball Questions for Jean-Pierre: …
Who is Walrus’ favorite assistant?
Softball Questions for Jean-Pierre: …
Are most parts of a pine cone edible?
Softball Questions for Jean-Pierre: …
How soft are Biden’s Balls?
Did you know that it’s FrankJ’s birthday today?
No I didn’t, I only knew it was my cousin Rupert’s.
Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp,
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?