…. we’d be reminded that D-Day actually represents Daniel Day (born August 8, 1944), known as Dapper Dan, is an African American fashion designer and haberdasher from Harlem, New York.
To think anything else makes you a racistsexistbigothomophobe!
Our soldiers would all have been mowed down when they got to the beach and took a knee. The MSM wouldn’t even mention it, but would be complaining about how making women go work in factories is holding women back from achieving greatness, and writing fluff pieces about the bravery of the Italian leadership.
… they’d get an “F”…
.. they would have avoided any beach landing because of the potential environmental damage…
..I’m not sayin the Alien Foo Fighters would laugh their butts off, but the Alien
Foo Fighters would laugh their butts off.
The New York Times would publish the invasion plans the day before
They’d would’ve given the Axis billions in armaments and then blamed someone else.
…they’d use dead voters from Chicago to bolster the size of the invasion force.
A reporter will ask Jean-Pierre why Biden referred to D-Day as “Daco Duesday.”
Her usual brilliant response: “I know nothing!”
…there would have been a lot of sashaying across the beach, on Fire Island.
…win or lose, blame Russian influence. And the Jews.
…after repeatedly referencing a mostly peaceful war, storm the beaches when Hitler won’t turn in his assault weapons.
…to assure victory: Mail In Bullets!
Too many casualties as pink and rainbow uniforms don’t camouflage well
… they would scold the people who came up with the name. It’s not nice to make fun of stuttering!
…. we’d be reminded that D-Day actually represents Daniel Day (born August 8, 1944), known as Dapper Dan, is an African American fashion designer and haberdasher from Harlem, New York.
To think anything else makes you a racistsexistbigothomophobe!
What about Daniel Simpson Day… from Animal House.
It would be known as das day.
The “D” would be for “Dipshit”
Ve vud all spreken ze deutch.
My German is a bit rusty but…
Wir würden jetzt alle Deutsch sprechen.
…the democrats would switch sides claiming republicans are the REAL Nazis.
…they would’ve tried large wooden badgers to trick the Germans… forgetting that the Germans would counter deploy large wooden dachshunds.
…they’d make sure all the troops were limited to carrying no more that 2, 10 cartridge magazines each.
Our soldiers would all have been mowed down when they got to the beach and took a knee. The MSM wouldn’t even mention it, but would be complaining about how making women go work in factories is holding women back from achieving greatness, and writing fluff pieces about the bravery of the Italian leadership.
…. it would have been a horrible, HORRIBLE, defeat for the Allies that few persons today could imagine … yet.
Allied forces would still be in England.
Russia and the UK would be part of Germany
… one of them would send John Kerry on a secret diplomatic mission to negotiate terms of peace…
I hope he brings James Taylor. That always cinches the deal.
No sun for solar..no wind for wind power..aint nobody going nowhere..
After the environmental impact study we would still have been successful, in 2015.