Report: Frustrated Joe Biden Reminds Staffers He Is the President
Breitbart | 05/31/2022 | Charlie SpieringPresident Joe Biden is not happy about his staffers repeatedly stepping in to clarify his statements, according to a report, and feels it necessary to remind them he is the president.
Straight Line of the Day: Biden tells people he is President. He knows this because…
…he has a participation trophy to prove it!
… they all stand when he comes into a room, not like how they act for that Kamala chick…
PG Rating Award!
… it says so on the Tel-e-prompter…
… he keeps getting midnight phone calls from someone named Hillary…
… the list of actors and their assigned roles is still posted on the billboard at the secret meeting place.
And he didn’t get moderated for two hours.
Barry issued him the super-secret presidenting decoder ring personally!
The press wouldn’t print it if it wasn’t true.
Absurdy Award!
Maybe even am Obscury?
His diapers have the Presidential Seal.
The Pope certainly hoped so.
Biden tells people he is president. He knows this because…
an inauthentic “doctor” told him a real president is selected by bogus voters, uses a fake White House stage to read false statements, has millions of pretend Twitter followers, is propped up by a deceptive media, has phony press conferences, has a sham vice president, and uses big made-up words like trunalimunumaprzure.
Liz Cheney told him.
He read it in Hunter’s laptop.
…every time he says Kamala, Jill, or Obama is President someone corrects him.
…. he and his son aren’t in jail.
..yet..
The Easter Bunny only saves world leaders from making fools of themselves.
Jill keeps saying to him, “Don’t ask me, dummie. I’m not the president. You are.”
…true story, he remembers founding the Hair Club For Men.
…he gets whacked with a rolled up newspaper when Jill finds poop on the Oval Office rug.
…there’s always a note pinned to his suit saying if found, return to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
…he heard his last hair sniff victim say, “Keep the President away from me.”
Dr.Jill used black marker to write “I am President Joe Biden” over the label because he kept looking down and introducing himself as ” Fruit of The Loom”…
He has presidential jammies.
Maybe his aides should remind him that stealing an election doesn’t make you president; you have to actually WIN the election.
The “P” is silent.