66-Year-Old Irish Man Suffers Amnesia 10 Minutes After Sex With Wife
WION | 5/28/22 | C KrishnasaiAccording to a case report published in the Official Journal of the Irish Medical Organisation on Wednesday, the sex triggered short-term amnesia, temporarily wiping his memory of the previous day and making him unable to retain new information.
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Sandra Bullock isn’t really his wife.
…yet he can remember losing his virginity 50 years ago while listening to Air Supply in a motel in Encino.
His name is “Chappaqua Bill” and he welcomed the amnesia
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The volume of Jamesons™ involved.
… obviously wasn’t all that memorable…
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…that his wife smacked him upside the head for calling out another woman’s name.
… involved a cranial application of a frying pan…
This happens to him after breakfast as well.
It’s really 13 years later and his name is Joe Biden.
9 minutes after sex with his wife he told her not to tell his wife.
…his wife is a tab of acid.
…no Irishman remembers anything about a bang.
…his “wife” is “Cinnamon Carter” and he plays “Rollin Hand” and there’s this “puff of smoke”…
It was a simple request to have her go make him a sandwich..and ZOOM..right to the moon..
…the previous day was Groundhog Day, but today is Groundhog Day.
The part they left out of the story….no one remembers the part they left out of the story.
Let’s just say there was a belt and some distinct bruising on his neck.
There was no sex, his wife is really just gaslighting him.