“Roe, Roe, Roe Your Vote …”

Just wanted to get the copyright on this, before the Handmaid’s Tale nutjobs start chanting it in the lead-up to the midterms.

I considered additional lyrics for this, but they kept trending inexorably toward dark and disturbing. Try it yourself.

 

8 Comments

  1. To follow up, let me take you down into the sewer…

    ” We’ve got Zygotes…
    Lots and lots of Zygotes,
    We’ve got Zygotes..
    And we can end their life..
    We’ve got Zygotes to burn,
    Sell some you’ll earn,
    Money you’ll regret,
    for all your life..

    It’s ok..I’ll show myself out..

  2. Roe Roe Roe your vote
    If you vote just once,
    Dominion will increase it 20 fold
    If you voted for The Dunce.

    Roe Roe Roe your vote
    Across the Rio Grande
    Ignore the judge and D.A. too
    Avoid the witness stand.

    Roe Roe Roe your vote
    Here in your new homeland.
    The Democrats are in control
    There’s no law in the land.

    Roe Roe Roe your vote
    A fool is in command.
    The smartest person that he knows
    Has a coke-filled nasal gland.

    Roe Roe Roe your vote
    This won’t come as a shock.
    This crooked family’s matriarch
    Is really not a doc.

    Roe Roe Roe your vote
    Biden’s brain’s in unicorn land.
    Scary is that even worse
    Is his second in command.

    Roe Roe Roe your vote
    This admin is quicksand.
    Return of Trump two oh two four
    Bring back the promised land.

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