Large Hadron Collider Revs Up to Unprecedented Energy Level
MSN.com | 03 July 2022Starting Tuesday it will run around the clock for nearly four years at a record energy of 13.6 trillion electronvolts …”We aim to be delivering 1.6 billion proton-proton collisions per second.”
Straight Line of the Day: The Large Hadron Collider is up to 13.6 trillion electronvolts. With 1.6 billion proton-proton collisions per second, that’s enough power…
…to fry all of the bacon Orson Wells ate during his life time, or the energy generated by 29 emu’s on a treadmill generator.
. . . to charge every electric car in the world for five minutes.
Probably more like one car for five seconds
… to move the applause meter a little bit…
… to mess with Mother Nature…
That’s not nice.
… to VOOM a Norwegian Blue…
Hmm, it seems we’re all out of Norwegian Blues. Would you like a slug?
…for the flux capacitor
…to detonate an Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
…. give Wile Coyote another idea
….to defeat the Empire
The Large Hadron Collider Is Up to 13.6 Trillion Electronvolts. With 1.6 Billion Proton-Proton Collisions Per Second, That’s Enough Power…
to defibrillate Joe’s brain.
Need about 10,000 of these just to make a start on that process.
The Large Hadron Collider Is Up to 13.6 Trillion Electronvolts. With 1.6 Billion Proton-Proton Collisions Per Second, That’s Enough Power…
to eliminate one Summer brown-out.
. . . for Hillary to electrocute hundreds of suicide victims at the same time, world wide.
… to get conCERNed about…
Well ackshully:
Power is energy over time, so don’t have enough information to talk about that.
A regular old volt is energy over charge. It is a unit that means 1 joule of energy per 1 coulomb of charge. A coulomb is the charge of 6.24 x 10^18 electrons. (a lot of electrons)
An electron volt is the energy required to give 1 electron 1 volt of potential. It’s a small amount. 1.602 × 10^-19 joules. A trillion is just 10^12 so that still leaves us at less than a joule. Not a heck of a lot of energy.
To figure out power, I’d need to know how much energy is moving through the system over time. Amperes is a unit that describes charge over time in coulombs per second. If we knew amperes, you can then multiply energy over charge (volts) by charge over time (amps). The charge cancels out and you get energy over time (watts).
Kind of takes the fun out of it.
Hey, Fangbeer, save some chicks for the rest of us.
Favorite Pickup line is Chevy Silverado?
Your lips say 0, but your eyes say 1.
…to run the ice cream maker in the large wooden badger.
. . . for another season of Home Improvement
The run the US Mint’s printing presses for a year.
That’s enough power…
…to run yo momma’s boyfriend substitute (IFYKWIMAITYD) for one night.
That’s enough power…
…to animate Johnny 5.
That’s enough power…
…to make Colin Clive insanely happy.
That’s enough power…
…for AOC’s electric toothbrush.
That’s enough power …
… to give her that “afterglow”.
That’s Enough Power…
“To ALMOST kick start a Liberals’ brain.
Almost.
Why would we risk that?
That’s enough power to convert every one of us into Hare Krishna followers..we will all sit around every day chanting ..”ohm….ohm….ohm….”
Thats enough power..to leave a mark if it goes offside..
…to satisfy Captain Kirk…