I was that cool guy saying: “If there’s ever some universal connection of computers, I’ll comment on IMAO,” and having women flock around him at keggers. With cool hair.
I was the guy who always had his wheels around campus, mostly because I attended most of my first semester in a wheelchair because I broke my wrist and ankle, then because I biked to campus every day…
At the time, my brother said my fashion sense was like a Jackson Pollack– colors everywhere and none of it means a thing.
Inebriated.
Hardly a distinguishing characteristic.
I was that cool guy saying: “If there’s ever some universal connection of computers, I’ll comment on IMAO,” and having women flock around him at keggers. With cool hair.
And I was that guy on the hood of the car in Walrus’s “Caption This!” a couple of days ago.
I was the guy supplying weed to Obama to keep him out of politics.
How’d that work out?
I was the smart-a$$ dude with which all intelligent persons agreed.
DND Playing science and computer nerd.
Oh, that was you?
We are Legion
It was tough with 110 baud teletypes or hollerith cards.
Homeschooled hick unable to communicate…absolutely no clue about jargon.
Wait: Can you describe yourself in college, so I can know if I ever met you?
A much smaller and sexier Walrus.
With yuge tusks.
In your dreams fish breath
My dreams are your reality.
… wait … that didn’t come out right …
I was the guy who always had his wheels around campus, mostly because I attended most of my first semester in a wheelchair because I broke my wrist and ankle, then because I biked to campus every day…
Operating a wheelchair with a broken wrist? Bacon!
Biking with a recently healed ankle? Bacon Bacon!
I’m the guy who punched you in the left shoulder whenever we lined up for inspection or drill…
I’m that guy you borrowed $20 from. Can I have it back?
They toned my character down a bit and then used me as a template for Niedermeir.
My biggest regret is inventing Grab Ass Y’all (G.A.Y.) Pride Week on campus. It went sideways.