‘Doesn’t Sound Like A Recession To Me’: Joe Biden Downplays Economic Woes As U.S. Enters Recession
The Daily Wire | Jul 28, 2022 | Tim PearcePresident Joe Biden suggested that the U.S. economy was not in a recession Thursday despite new economic data showing that the U.S. has entered a recession.
Biden spoke at the White House, touting economic data showing a growing labor market and some new investments. Biden also advocated for the passage of the CHIPS Act and Inflation Reduction Act in Congress, claiming that both would boost economic growth.
“That doesn’t sound like a recession to me,” Biden said, wrapping up his comments and leaving the podium without taking questions.
Straight Line of the Day: Biden’s idea of a discussion is…
Zzzzzzzzzzz…
Biden’s idea of a discussion is… a brief recitation of talking points displayed on a teleprompter, followed by a meek “Yes, Master”, once he’s out of media range…
Biden’s idea of a recession is when women are forced to wash their hair with apple cider vinegar.
A problem he’s always trying to get to the roots of.
Biden’s idea of a discussion is… “Shut up, I explained…”
Biden’s idea of a discussion is… a lively debate about the merits of tapioca over chocolate pudding, held with his keepers…
Biden’s idea of a discussion is… “Yes, Doctor dear…”
“Opening statement: argument. Look at camera. End-shake-hand-walk-offstage. C’mon, man!”
Vary the volume from SHOUT to whisper…
…the latest Ben & Jerry’s flavor Chunky Monkeypox.
Is as stupid as all his other ideas.
… attacking Trump on everything while building his wall in Arizona.
… asking Muriel Bowser how the welcome wagon is being received.
“Joe, blink once if you are being held against your will.”
— “IS JOE OKAY? Biden Launches into 90 Second Incoherent Rant, Asks if He’s ‘Making Sense to Anybody’
The First TV | July 28, 2022
It’s just you Joe…it’s just you.
That’s the most concise, articulate, and to the point political speech I’ve ever had the pleasure to hear. ~ Gabby Johnson
You kids get off my lawn! I have a shotgun!
It’s 10 minutes to Wapner.
Ahh, but the strawberries! That’s – that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with – geometric logic – that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I’d have PRODUCED that key if they hadn’t’ve pulled the Caine out of action! I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers –
…the same as Brave, Brave Sir Robin’s.
When you get hit on the head by one of those frisbee things at the Olympics.
Mr. President..we need the launch codes..
Joe: I’ll have two of the #5 spring rolls, the #34 beef chow mein, the #12 Cantonese rice and a Pepsi..
Mr. President..launch codes..LAUNCH!…