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Man Kills Friend, Thinking He Summoned Bigfoot To Eat Him: Affidavit
washingtonexaminer.com | July 14, 2022 | Luke Gentile

A man in Oklahoma is accused of killing his friend on a fishing trip Saturday after he believed the friend had summoned the legendary Bigfoot monster to eat him.

Larry Sanders, 53, was taken into custody this weekend and is facing a first-degree murder charge, the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation said.

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