“Jimmy Carter’s 5th Term!”
“Thinking Is Overrated”
“The Hands On Favorite”
“If You Like My Incompetence, You Can Keep My Incompetence”
“My Enemies List Isn’t Complete Yet”
“Greatest Voter Fraud Organization Ever!”
“12 Consecutive Quarters of GDP Decline Is Not a Recession. C’mon Man”
Hunter suggested “Pot In Every Chicken”
Biden/Harris- Because not everything is totally screwed.
Yet.
He heard Harris’ knees are good for 4 more years.
“We Put the “Harris” into Harassment”
“We Put ‘Her A$$’ into Harassment”
“Trust Me, I’ve Lived Through More Recessions Than You Have”
Biden 2024 “I’m Not Dead Yet”
Said essentially the same thing, before I checked.
Just MOSTLY dead.
“We Put the “Trans” into Transition”
I can nurture this country like I nurtured my children.
I don’t control the price of gas but I’m taking credit for my own flatulence!
“Biden builds blubber butts butter, … or sumthin.”
I’m still not Trump.
sigh “Four more years?”
Pull My Finger
Don’t Look Up
Biden 2024… As God is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.
Biden 2024… A Large Wooden Badger In Every Garage.
Joe: How about “Vote For Me Or You’ll Be Disembowled.” What?… Oh… I thought you said I needed a Logan.
Biden 2024…. Still Not Hillary
Biden 2024… Eat A Beaver, Save A Tree.
(makes as much sense as anything else he’s ever said)
Biden-___________ 2024 “C’mon man, help me out!”
SQUIRREL!
I defeated Corn Pop, I defeated Trump, so vote for me Jack!!
“So vote for me, Fat.”
He’s got my vote!! ~ Fat Jack
Biden 2024-Obama ain’t done yet!
Biden 2024-Like you have a choice. This message brought to you by Dominion.
Remember the a la mode.
Yer daughters ain’t safe if I’m back on the street.
Election? Ha! It takes a court order to disinter a body.
My wife will kill me if I don’t win.
Need just enough votes so it doesn’t look rigged again.
“Jimmy Carter’s 5th Term!”
“Thinking Is Overrated”
“The Hands On Favorite”
“If You Like My Incompetence, You Can Keep My Incompetence”
“My Enemies List Isn’t Complete Yet”
“Greatest Voter Fraud Organization Ever!”
“12 Consecutive Quarters of GDP Decline Is Not a Recession. C’mon Man”
Hunter suggested “Pot In Every Chicken”
I don’t need you to vote for me, I just need you to vote (so the computers can fix your vote to make it for me).
Hope I can change.
Brandon sucked. Now it’s my turn.
Am I wearing pants? Depends.
Pot in every chicken.
To vote against me you’ll need F-15’s and maybe some nuclear weapons.
Why…the Taliban didn’t have any?
Forget what you know about me. I sure did.
Read my lips, batagathcare
You Smile You nod, You wave to crowd
“Bidens – Meet the Bidens – We’ll Have a Gay Old Time (As long as you don’t misidentify the honorifics!)”
There’s Uncle Joe, He’s A-movin’ kinda slow …
… at the injunction. Petticoat Injunction!
(“Mr. Biden, you will touch no more petticoats hereinafter.”)
Joe and Buttguy for 2024-Guaranteeing WEF ( Where Everyone’s F_ _ _ _ D)
If Biden Runs in 2024, He’ll Need a Slogan. Suggestions?…
…Vote Schmo Joe in Twenty-Fo.
Biden 2024 … Must’ve Taken A Wrong Turn At Albuquerque
Trunalimunumaprzure!
Vote for Joe! repeat line for emphasis.