Biden was right. The I have a Dream speech he wrote was just a bit better than his Pearl Harbor speech. The top one of all time, however, was the “4 storks and 7 whatever ago” speech.
“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. So let’s just call it… SQUIRREL!”
“Listen…wear a mask..wear two masks if you have to….stay a minimum of 6 feet apart 24/7…keep your pants on…if you have to choke the chicken, make sure it is your own chicken..folks, all I am asking for is two weeks and TOGETHER..WE CAN DEFEAT MONKEY POX..smile..show enthusiasim..turn to your right..shake hands..”
The time he pulled that magic moment..when he had that little girl remove her shoe so he could tell her what her carbon footprint was just from sniffing it..
You know . . . the thing.
Libs prefer truth over facts.
For infinite values of truth.
…nothing.
Pudding.
Corn Pop was a bad dude…
He’s massing his armies, and you will all regret the day you ignored him!
“We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”
…her hair really smelled terrific.
Let me check with Neil Kinnock.
“Every once in a while I make a mistake, like, well, once a speech.”
“There have not been many of the senators from Delaware. It’s a small state. As a matter of fact, there has never been one.”
By gosh, it is ten minutes to Wapner.
Jees… someone else actually thought of that one.
Can’t even edit it now.
Errr, 5 minutes.
He probably could have beaten Fat in a push-up contest.
Anybody can be president.
“I don’t work for you” and “I don’t need your vote.”
The Easter Bunny might lead you astray or away.
…Wapner in 10 minutes… definitely
That guy was kinda overweight.
I object to this gratuitous “Fat” shaming!!!
Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
He was really taking a chance with that gardener analogy.
Biden was right. The I have a Dream speech he wrote was just a bit better than his Pearl Harbor speech. The top one of all time, however, was the “4 storks and 7 whatever ago” speech.
Biden is right. He doesn’t recognize it as a recession.
Of course, with the dementia, he doesn’t really recognize anything these days.
“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. So let’s just call it… SQUIRREL!”
No self respecting horse faced pony soldier would ever load all six cylinders.
Only two barrels on a shot gun?
Pistachio pudding is the best, but it doesn’t come in those convenient to-go cups. Tapioca is the best pudding in to-go cups.
The one thing Joe Biden was right about…
sorry guys, I tried but…nada. Nothing came to mind.
But at least you now know how Biden feels on a daily basis.
C’mon man, as far as he knows, it’s always the first time he felt that way.
Q. Joe what is best in life? A. To tax your enemies. See them driven to poverty before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Cisgemder heteronormative birthing people.
“” As I said many miles ago while riding the train…Ask NOT what I have done to this country BUT HOW can I get more than my 10%…”
“Listen…wear a mask..wear two masks if you have to….stay a minimum of 6 feet apart 24/7…keep your pants on…if you have to choke the chicken, make sure it is your own chicken..folks, all I am asking for is two weeks and TOGETHER..WE CAN DEFEAT MONKEY POX..smile..show enthusiasim..turn to your right..shake hands..”
“If you get the vaccine and your boosters, you will NOT get Covid.”
. . . Wait a second . . .
I think Biden gets Covid when his dementia exceeds meds.
The spare key for the strawberries.
The time he pulled that magic moment..when he had that little girl remove her shoe so he could tell her what her carbon footprint was just from sniffing it..
Gives a creepy vibe to “Diddle Diddle Dumpling” . . .
Very much so.