French Scientist’s Photo of ‘Distant Star’ Was Actually Chorizo
vice | August 5, 2022 | Sophia Smith GalerA photo tweeted by a famous French physicist supposedly of Proxima Centauri by the James Webb Space Telescope was actually a slice of chorizo.
Étienne Klein, research director at France’s Alternative Energies and Atomic Energy Commission, posted the photo last week, claiming it showed the closest star to the sun.
“This level of detail,” Klein wrote. “A new world is revealed day after day.” But a few days later, Klein revealed that the photo he tweeted was not the work of the world’s most powerful space telescope, as he had in fact tweeted a slice of chorizo sausage.
“According to contemporary cosmology, no object belonging to Spanish charcuterie exists anywhere but on Earth,” he said after apologising for tricking so many people.
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I see Walrus has already picked up on this story. Man, those interns don’t miss a thing!
… if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore…
…that tangle of string seen near the Mars Rover was left there by DamnCat…
I heard it was Pelosi’s face after she had to bail out alchy hubby…wait, I think I might have just written the first perfect sentence for the perfect country and western song.
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I heard it was Pelosi’s face
Made her husband cry
He bacame an alkie case
But surely you know why.
She texted him, and it was graphic
Judge, he’s not to blame;
Drove into a line of traffic
You’d have done the same.
Them boobs, them boobs, elected her
The media and the mob
All of them protected her
Alcohol, do your job!
I cannot say she’s surely two-faced
She has just one that lies
When she speaks, her cheeks are sorely misplaced
Somewhere above her eyes.
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I like it. Pure bacon!
mmmmm..
… global warming is inevitable, unless your winter heating is supplied by some evil carbon-emitting fuel – then, you’re gonna need a bigger blanket, bunkie!!!
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…somebody replaced NASA’s rocket fuel with Folgers crystals.
… most infectious agents are powered by global warming superchargers…
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…Trust the science that contradicts the science we demanded you trust yesterday!
Where the missing weapons sent to Ukraine ended up, they’re over at
BRB, someone’s at the door.
WDS is indisposed for the next 20 months.
…leave the gun… take the canoli.
The picture of Alice Kramden on the moon was actually taken at a NASA simulator in Houston.
…the universe isn’t round, it’s shaped like a burrito.
IMAO makes me hungry.
Didn’t Star Trek predict taco-yan drive?
…trust the highest bidder.
Listen..we peed trillions away going into space..while people die from hunger..maybe handing out a billion charcuterie plates of food would have made a whole lot more sense..
mmmmm . . . charcuterie . . .