IRS: Gestapo in the Making-The Police Powers of the 87,000 New Taxmen
Frontpagemagazine| Aug 8, 2022 | Robert Spencer
Biden’s handlers are tackling the real problem facing America today: they’re expanding the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to the extent that, according to the Washington Free Beacon, it will soon be larger “than the Pentagon, State Department, FBI, and Border Patrol combined.”
Yes, it’s true. The people who run Joe Biden looked around at their dumpster fire of an administration, and the smoking ruin they have wrought, and decided that what America really needs are tens of thousands of new employees for the IRS.
Straight Line of the Day: To keep all these IRS agents busy, we’ll…
…only buy stuff with a whole mess of dimes
All I have to say is little kids running lemonade stands should have to pay their fair share (taxes) too.
Something tells me Biden will use his prerogative to investigate those personally.
Sign all my Tax Returns as I. M. Broke
…move into a mobile large wooden badger… they’ll never find me.
Communicate exclusively with nuclear codes (Hint: Z=A, Y=B, X=run for cover).
Have Imperial Storm Troopers conduct their marksmanship training.
… task them with enforcement of all cash-heavy businesses – cannabis sales, strip clubs, “massage” parlors, pan-handling, etc. …
… Liz Cheney, . . .
Please tell me she should be investigated because of her involvement with political donations NOT strip clubs and massage parlors.
PLEASE!
… put them in charge of generating TPS reports…
“Why should I change? They’re the ones who suck.”
… flood the IRS Helpline with inane questions, 24/7…
… and then, when questioned about it, flood them with inane answers.
You know, like the media does.
… make them investigate every loss claim involving armament and boats…
To keep all these IRS agents busy, we’ll…
need some more confusing tax laws.
… atomize our deductions.
They will pass a law to do that for you…
To keep all these IRS agents busy, we’ll…
have them campaign for Liz.
… hire H&R Black. They won’t dare question our returns, for fear of charges of racism!
… use ToobinTax.
‘Nuff said.
To keep all these IRS agents busy, we’ll…
…tell them my 1040 is at the Big W.
…when on the telephone helpline, ask if they validate parking
Then ask for the article number and on which line to claim it as a taxable benefit…
…have them comb the streets and sidewalks of every major city for lost change.
Hep(B) ‘n’ Change.
… have them go through 87,000 of Hillary’s State Department emails to see if they were all about wedding plans.
Brilliant plan! Then they will all have dirt on Hillary and mysteriously suicide!
… have them get Melania a new wardrobe to replace what was taken.
… assign each one a page of Obama’s autobiographies to read. Problem solved!
Have them perform in person audits on all of the homeless people.