Straight Line of the Day: If China Shoots Down Pelosi’s Plane, We Should… Posted by Oppo on 2 August 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If China shoots down Pelosi’s plane, we should… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Make haste to her local liquor store’s going out of business sale. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
. . . sing a song with the lyrics “she’s gone where the goblins go, below, below, below yo ho, let’s open up and sing, and ring the bells out . . .” Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Do like Danny DeVito at the end of “Ruthless People”. From behind he looks like he is sobbing but he’s really laughing his ass off. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Thank them for removing an enemy of America and send them a list of others’ we wouldn’t mind not seeing again. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Wait for the call for landing clearance on the Ronald Reagan for a woman on a broom. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Take the high road…show there are no hard feelings and offer to cover the cost of the missile.. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
Being Chinese..ask them to follow up one hour later with a second missile into the scene of the crash.. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Nancy was just going for the drinks and partying..thinks it will be fun after all her hard work to “Taiwan On”… Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Have a celebratory drink!
Pour one out for our homie.
…and Nuke the Moon!
Ask whether the plane might have been sucked into a black hole.
Ask Schumer if he’d like a vacation to the far east.
(An hour later)
Posthumously impeach her 3 times.
Sell all our shares of Botox stocks.
… Peking Duck and Cover…
… be extra vigilant, because it takes at least three times for most villains…
…. accept their generosity graciously.
… conclude she was going to reveal some dirt on the Clintons.
…rule her demise as suicide.
Send “the Squad” over on a fact finding mission.
Make haste to her local liquor store’s going out of business sale.
… check to see if Paul has invested in China military stock.
….write it off as another china virus death
. . . sing a song with the lyrics “she’s gone where the goblins go, below, below, below yo ho, let’s open up and sing, and ring the bells out . . .”
Do like Danny DeVito at the end of “Ruthless People”. From behind he looks like he is sobbing but he’s really laughing his ass off.
…settle our bets.
Thank them for removing an enemy of America and send them a list of others’ we wouldn’t mind not seeing again.
Say “So Long, and Thanks for All the FISA”
I wonder what the bowl of petunias will think
Wait for the call for landing clearance on the Ronald Reagan for a woman on a broom.
Take the high road…show there are no hard feelings and offer to cover the cost of the missile..
Being Chinese..ask them to follow up one hour later with a second missile into the scene of the crash..
Nancy was just going for the drinks and partying..thinks it will be fun after all her hard work to “Taiwan On”…
Please Clap. Sure Jeb would be upset.