… It is day 273 of the Great Pronoun War… factionalism has hit a new low as several different groups gather to attack a rather hapless man, sitting at a desk in the middle of the street, after he ill-advisedly uttered, “It’s…”.
The term recession will once again be redefined to mean: that point in an economy when more than 80% of the population no longer has any shoes left to boil for dinner.
KJP will state that the definition of recession has been changed to “a fall in GDP in seven successive quarters.” The USA is only at six. She predicts a new definition will take place in three months, and every three months thereafter until January, 2025.
In Breaking News, ex president Joseph R Biden and his son Hunter surrendered today to begin their 20 year and 30 year sentences respectivelly for the crimes they were recently convicted of, including treason. Both new inmates were seen smiling and claimed they were just ” Biden their time” adding their upcoming appeal will see them free. They say they were to be judged by a jury of their peers and yet there were NO multi millionaires on their jury.
Nancy will be released from detention in Taiwan.
Joe will have a covid relapse.
Trump thinks there may have been flaws in the vote count in 2020.
… An AI becomes sentient, but no worries, it is on the same acuity level as Joe Biden..,
… I will have a PB&J for lunch – now match that, Kreskin!!!
… It is day 273 of the Great Pronoun War… factionalism has hit a new low as several different groups gather to attack a rather hapless man, sitting at a desk in the middle of the street, after he ill-advisedly uttered, “It’s…”.
Trump will begin winning impeachment trials at the rate of one per day up until Nov 5th 2024..
Biden rails about ongoing pudding crisis, blames Putin
The term recession will once again be redefined to mean: that point in an economy when more than 80% of the population no longer has any shoes left to boil for dinner.
Elon Musk will start mapping out his plan to send his kids to colonize Earth in the steam on the mirrored walls of a hot tub on Seti Alpha Six.
A reference to Monty in “Patton”?
Where else would you draw up plans for world domination?
By August 3, 2023, I may have decided whether that rates an Obscury or not!
Disney will fall on its face with the new culturally sensitive Somali pirates of the Mediterranean attraction.
Climate stability will mean the end of the Earth in 10 years if we don’t communism our way out of it right now.
Biden will have yet another Covid relapse
Biden announces a “free headstone with your sixth booster” promotion
Biden will attempt to sneak Nancy Pelosi into Russia in a large wooden badger to rescue Brittney Griner.
I’ll have tuna for dinner.
Strange how a water adverse land mammal developed a palate for a deep sea fish 100 times it’s size.
Things keep going the way they are, the tuna just might be having you.
Biden will deliver his 2020 Inauguration acceptance speech.
Kala Harris will put together a string of words that seem to have been written by a middle-schooler who forgot to prepare for an presentation.
Prediction: You’ll forget.
I may just take a prognos-staycation.
The winner of the one-billion-dollar Megabucks lottery will look at the calendar and say “Wait; didn’t I have a year to claim it?”
I will listen to Bela Fleck’s UFO Tofu.
I’m not sayin aliens will have invaded by then..but aliens will have invaded by then.
A Blazing Saddles reference on SLotD. Going way out on a limb here.
Now who can argue with that?
KJP will state that the definition of recession has been changed to “a fall in GDP in seven successive quarters.” The USA is only at six. She predicts a new definition will take place in three months, and every three months thereafter until January, 2025.
You mean KJP will still have her job next year? Woah, that is news…
A message from the future:
August 3, 2023 will be… a Thursday!
But, by executive order, Thursday is now pronounced “Gluglufruffenin.”
Don’t ask why.
This has been a message from the future.
My prediction …PAIN
I’ll still be making the socially inept blunder of pronouncing it Basil instead of Basil.
In Breaking News, ex president Joseph R Biden and his son Hunter surrendered today to begin their 20 year and 30 year sentences respectivelly for the crimes they were recently convicted of, including treason. Both new inmates were seen smiling and claimed they were just ” Biden their time” adding their upcoming appeal will see them free. They say they were to be judged by a jury of their peers and yet there were NO multi millionaires on their jury.
…after a Botox treatment, Pelosi freezes into a static position and can only murmur, “oil can… oil can…”