I once had a genuine cutie say:
“If you don’t want to walk to work with me, don’t.”
“I do.”
“But if you don’t, don’t.”
“No.”
“Why are you arguing with me?”
.
I threw my book on the ground.
..Never Mind..If you don’t already know what the name is..Fine!
Honey..I know it’s your fun button..and the correct name is “Clamtoris..C.L.A.M.T.O.R.I.S.”…sheesh, what, do you think I’m stupid or something?
“Never mind. if you don’t already know what it is, fine.”
Ha! Like the sneaky bastards who replaced the gourmet coffee with Folgers crystals, we have similarly switched the context from which this quote originates. This line does not come from a conversation between man and wife, but was in fact stated by a high school history teacher while discussing grades on the final exam. Long story short, yes, the rascal got a diploma.
I consider pet hair on clothes such a mark of honor and intelligence that I’m going to change society; and entrepreneurs will start selling small quantities of pet hair that you can sprinkle on your clothes before you leave the house, to attract admiration.
But Honey I really thought it was called an IED instead of an IUD.
OK, Boomer.
That reminds me of a limerick that will certainly get moderated:
There once was a girl named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits down in Dallas
Never mind. if you don’t already know what it is, fine.
It’s not like someone years from now will find it and get you cancelled.
Does this mean I can’t haz sammich?
I meant you looked phat! Honest!
That again? I’ll be out in the garage….
I refuse to answer, on the grounds that anything I say can and will be used against me…
We will be using that as well.
In experienced circles, that’s called a
Moron-Duh
warning
Is that an assumed gender?
Uh… yeah.
I guess.
Assemble the Girllotine.
I once had a genuine cutie say:
“If you don’t want to walk to work with me, don’t.”
“I do.”
“But if you don’t, don’t.”
“No.”
“Why are you arguing with me?”
.
I threw my book on the ground.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither works.
Good. I didn’t want to spend the emotional labor explaining it to you again anyway.
..Never Mind..If you don’t already know what the name is..Fine!
Honey..I know it’s your fun button..and the correct name is “Clamtoris..C.L.A.M.T.O.R.I.S.”…sheesh, what, do you think I’m stupid or something?
“Never mind. if you don’t already know what it is, fine.”
Ha! Like the sneaky bastards who replaced the gourmet coffee with Folgers crystals, we have similarly switched the context from which this quote originates. This line does not come from a conversation between man and wife, but was in fact stated by a high school history teacher while discussing grades on the final exam. Long story short, yes, the rascal got a diploma.
“Never mind. if you don’t already know what it is, fine.”
…Wife talking about that roller thing that removes hair from clothes…
I consider pet hair on clothes such a mark of honor and intelligence that I’m going to change society; and entrepreneurs will start selling small quantities of pet hair that you can sprinkle on your clothes before you leave the house, to attract admiration.