Box of Guns Mistakenly Delivered to Delaware County High School
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com | 8\23\22A box of guns was delivered to a Delaware County high school in what police called an “honest mistake.”
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Chester Upland School District Superintendent Dr. Craig Parkinson said they were expecting a delivery of textbooks and supplies for the start of the school year, but instead, something else arrived at the loading dock Friday.
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Six guns were inside the package, officials said.
Straight Line of the Day: If guns got delivered to your school, …
…I would tell them to give all of them to me and I will turn them into plowshares.
Six-guns? That’s so century before last.
… the first rule of Gun Club: you do not talk about Gun Club…
… I’d have a little talk with that overanxious shop teacher again…
It would be a lot safer than most other schools.
I would herald it as a harbinger of the Golden Age.
Guns? What guns? … and when can we expect the ammo to arrive?
…but what happened to the nuclear wessels?
…marching band practice would evolve to running serpentine between defilades in camo.
…LEEROY JENKINS!
…Today’s final exam will be in lead… minus the #2 and yellow stick.
…I would graciously accept the gift from my overlords.
Our Solidworks cohort would be drawing up plans for an appropriately engineered end effector. Our additive & subtractive manufacturing cohorts would be setting up their CNC equipment to make the parts. Our robotic team would be saving points and programming the Fanuc arms. Our motor controls & industrial maintenance cohort would be figuring out a belt feed system. Our PLC team would be creating a feedback array for targeting data collection and processing. And the instructional staff would formulate the correct way to tell the dean we were having the students build an automated linear accelerator.
Meanwhile the HR department would be frantically writing emails to the legal department to determine if “mad scientist” was an offensive entry in the pronoun section of our email signatures.
…hall monitors be like, “Badges… We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.”
Drama Club stages the climactic scene from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
With all the supply chain issues, I’m surprised any package arrived..
Next thing you know, the kids would be going door-to-door selling magazines.
We’ve got the guns now send the lawyers. ~ Superintendent Parkinson
…I think the principal is going to catch on that someone changed the “Gun-Free Zone” signs to “Free Gun Zone”.