Showtime’s Show on Michelle Obama, ‘The First Lady,’ Won’t Get a Season 2 After Terrible Reviews
BizPac Review | 8/03/2022 | Teresa Monroe-HamiltonShowtime’s series “The First Lady,” starring Viola Davis as Michelle Obama, has been canceled and will not air for a second season after massively bad reviews and widespread ridicule from viewers.
Rats. Possible story lines for Season 2 included…
… a Queer Eye cross-over attempt to get Barack out of “those horrid Mom-Jeans…”
… a dream sequence where Michelle never finds anything to be proud of America about…
“Becoming Michelle: On The Road To Thailand”
… titled Guns and Roses, an episode featuring Michelle at the gym working her arms, while Barack panics when he realizes it’s their anniversary and he forgot to get her anything. Hilarity ensues…
“Revenge of the Klingons”
Michelle Obama: MMA Fighter
Transgendering to become the First Man
Ya’ll all racist white men with KKK hoods in your safes.
They need new ideas – that’s already in every episode.
Not me… the FBI raided my safe… Now they’re the men with white hoods.
Actually I keep my guns in my safe (except one that’s under my pillow) and my hoods in my closet.
. . . the Mooch gets cut by the Cleveland Browns, but finds she still has room on her American Treasury credit card for some five star vacation spots to get over it.
…and to add insult to injury the Cleveland Browns hire Colin Kaepernick to replace her.
I don’t think Kaepernick can play middle linebacker. Then again, he can’t play QB either.
. . . Viola Davis tires of the bad reviews and quits the show, luckily it’s the off season so LeBron James is available to fill in for her.
… they break into the multiverse to do a crossover with Madame Secretary.
Hmmmm….
Look what else Viola Davis is starring in. Coincidence?
A surprise visit from her cousin, Sassy, from the Northwest, leads to complications.
. . . Maxine Waters is hired to play “Aunt Esther”, and she keeps referring to Barack as “you big dummy.” Barack is played by Whoopi Goldberg after Lori Lightfoot turns it down.
. . . the Mooch decides to run for president in 2024. Her staff feverishly works to add a hundred million new voters named after cartoon characters and cousin Pookie.
On a very special episode: Blossom learns an important life lesson as Obama’s FBI raids her house.
That could put her in jeopardy…
There was a FIRST season?!?!?!?
Rats. Possible Story Lines for Season 2 Included…
…Barack sucks….
Oh, a reality show…
Michele goes to a Chicago Blackhawks hockey game to take on “white male priveledge at the altar of male misoginy. ” She smuggles a string quartet in, as an effort to disrupt the game and calm the aggression of the predominately white male players and crowd. She begins to conduct the band to play and are quickly ejected onto the street by police. Headlines blame the NHL of displaying prejudice..NHL responds that they are just trying their best to cut down on the violins in hockey..