“The Dying People” — What a Great Name for This Era

New York City Kids Seeking Therapy After Unending Exposure to Vagrants and Addicts
New York Post | September 24, 2022 | Griffin Kelly, Matthew Sedacca and Melissa Klein

New York City school kids are losing their minds over the zonked-out drug addicts and raving vagrants they encounter every day – and are flocking to therapists to find ways to cope with the stress, The Post has learned.

In neighborhoods such as Hell’s Kitchen “a lot” of kids are now in therapy, according to mom Katie Hamill, 43, whose 7-year-old daughter is being treated for anxiety.

“My daughter has seen everything from fornication, masturbation, defecation, urination, you name it, she has seen it. … consistently and constantly. She is in this constant state of panic,” said Hamill, who works in real estate.

The little girl gets upset when she sees “the dying people” — the junkies who look dead whom she thinks no one is helping, the mom said. And she sees far too much vile behavior from adults, including one addict trying to rip out his hair after getting high at a West 42nd Street playground.

“It’s a Democrat town:

We really mean it.

Fornication,

Masturbation,

Defecation,

Urination —

You name it, she has seen it.”

 

Straight Line of the Day: A Guy Had His Car Key Implanted in His Hand. Trending Next: …

Tesla Owner Has His Car Key Implanted in His Hand
CNN | Sept. 13, 2022 | Jeanne Moos

Are you the type who has trouble keeping track of your car keys? A Michigan man has solved that problem by turning himself into a key.

Be On The Lookout

Monterey Police look for suspect riding e-bike slapping women on the butt
KION546 | 09/21/2022 | Ricardo Tovar

MONTEREY, Calif. (KION-TV)- Monterey Police say they have responded to reports of sexual battery by a man on an electric bicycle slapping woman on the butt.

So far, there have been two incidents reported to the police. One was on Sept. 15 and the other on Sept. 20, both were in the morning between 6 a.m. and 7 a.m.

And yes, I have iron-clad alibis for both of those dates.

On Sept. 15, at around 7:00 a.m., a woman was walking on Second Street and Camino Aguajito when a man riding a black bike grabbed her buttocks and made an inappropriate comment as he rode off, said police.

The suspect was described as a white male adult with blue eyes, wearing a blue hooded sweatshirt, a blue facemask and blue jeans, according to police. The bike was described as a black electric bicycle, “beefier than a normal pedal bike.”

Five days later, at around 6 a.m., a woman was jogging along the trail near Custom House Plaza and was slapped on the butt by a man as he rode by, said police. He was last seen riding north on the recreation trail towards Coast Guard Pier.

Did the Secret Service follow or precede him?

Friday Filler

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, good to see you up.”

“Me too.”

“Oooookay. So I got these old cartoons, think they are still funny?”

“Doesn’t matter, are commenters aren’t picky, and trust me, I don’t think they will scroll that far anyway.”

Recycled Straight Line of the Day: Why Do Some People in New Jersey Suddenly Have Bags and Bags of Bags?

A little navel-gazing by leftists on how they screw up consistently:

Why Do Some People in New Jersey Suddenly Have Bags and Bags of Bags?
New York Times via Yahoo | September 1, 2022 | Clare Toeniskoetter

Nicole Kramaritsch of Roxbury, New Jersey, has 46 bags just sitting in her garage. Brian Otto has 101 of them, so many that he’s considering sewing them into blackout curtains for his baby’s bedroom. (So far, that idea has gone nowhere.) Lili Mannuzza in Whippany has 74.

“I don’t know what to do with all these bags,” she said.

The mountains of bags are an unintended consequence of New Jersey’s strict new bag ban in supermarkets. It went into effect in May and prohibits not only plastic bags but paper bags as well. The well-intentioned law seeks to cut down on waste and single-use plastics, but for many people who rely on grocery delivery and curbside pickup services their orders now come in heavy-duty reusable shopping bags — lots and lots of them, week after week.

While nearly a dozen states nationwide have implemented restrictions on single-use plastic bags, New Jersey is the only one to ban paper bags because of their environmental impact. The law also bans polystyrene foam food containers and cups, and restricts restaurants from handing out plastic straws unless they’re requested.

Compared to single-use plastics, the more durable reusable bags are better for the environment only if they are actually reused. According to Shelie Miller, a professor at the University of Michigan School for Environment and Sustainability, a typical reusable bag, manufactured from polypropylene, must be used at least 10 times to account for the additional energy and material required to make it. For cotton totes, that number is much higher.

Recycled Straight Line of the Day: Why do some people in New Jersey suddenly have bags and bags of bags?

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Intrepid girl reporter Claire Toenailcutter interviewed a sample of three people, who she probably knew, who bitched at a cocktail fundraiser.

 

Whippany?

 

Commenter on original article:

And these “reusable” bags….

They are sterilized after every use, correct?

Nobody would reuse the same “reusable” bag to transport food and have any residue from previous trips that may actually contaminate the new/ good food, right?

How much energy does it take and what is the process to completely sterilize these bags to be safe for reuse?

Glad I Don’t Have This Problem

In Sydney, a gym removed its mirrors and banned its members from posing for selfies, Daily Mail Australia reported in 2015.

Choa Chu Kang Gym Allegedly Bans Members From Posing for Mirror Selfies
AsiaOne | Ching Shi Jie | Sept. 19, 2022

U.S., 2022:

A gym in the Hudson Valley is the first in the Tri-state to offer a private posing room for members and non-members.

On Wednesday, Gold’s Gym in Middletown unleashed its private posing room, which according to company officials is the first in the Tri-state.

… area.

The private posing room comes with the following:

  • Nearly 600 square feet
  • 360-degree mirror views
  • Two adjustable halo lights
  • Dimmer switch for main room lighting
  • Adjustable tripod with ring light
  • Sound system
  • Seating area
  • Changing room
  • Can bring a friend

Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, ready for today’s memes?”

“Certainly but, can you turn down those high beams?”

“You mean the light?”

“Err, yes.”

Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown 1980s Group D : Finals

It’s an all Guns ‘n Roses final.

(12) Welcome to the jungle – Guns ‘n Roses vs (2) Sweet child o’ mine – Guns ‘n Roses

(12) Welcome to the jungle – Guns ‘n Roses

  • Defeated (37) In your eyes – Peter Gabriel 102-101
  • Defeated (5) Kiss – Prince 238-75
  • Defeated (28) Love bites – Def Leppard 193-28
  • Defeated (20) Need you tonight – INXS 214-51
  • Defeated (8) Pour some sugar on me – Def Leppard 163-65

VS

(2) Sweet child o’ mine – Guns ‘n Roses

  • Defeated (63) Human – Human League 240-31
  • Defeated (31) Manic Monday – Bangles 250-113
  • Defeated (15) The One I love – R.E.M. 180-66
  • Defeated (58) New sensation – INXS 191-77
  • Defeated (3) Fight for your right to party – Beastie Boys 132-117

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Which do you prefer and how strongly?

Straight Line of the Day: “Now, Men; Your First Duty As a Heat Officer Is To…”

Temperatures Across the Country Are Rising, and Heat Officers Might Be Able To Help

Jacob Fulton, USA Today | 9/8/22

For most of his career, David Hondula worked as a professor and environmental science researcher at Arizona State University studying the impact of the changing climate.

Now, he is on the front lines for Phoenix putting what he knows into practice.

Nearly a year ago, Hondula was hired by the city to become its first director of heat response and mitigation. His job: To steer the city’s efforts to address the impact of increasingly extreme heat on the sprawling desert metropolis.

One of just a handful of heat directors in cities across the country, Hondula is part of a growing movement by municipal governments confronting head-on the risks presented by rising temperatures.

Hondula came on board just months after Florida’s Miami-Dade County became the first municipality in the nation to hire a heat officer. Earlier this year, Los Angeles followed suit, becoming the third city to create such a position.

Straight Line of the Day: “Now, men; your first duty as a Heat Officer is to…”

Swiped Off The Internet: I Don’t Know The Story Behind This

I hope it’s all in good fun; but these days, you never know.

Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : Group D Final Four Results

On to the finals!

Results

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Which do you prefer and how strongly?

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Which do you prefer and how strongly?

Finals at 6:00 pm.

Straight Line of the Day: The Next Name Change the Feds Are Considering Is…

Federal Government Renames Minnesota Lake to Manidoons Zaaga’igan Zhaawanor
WCCO.com | 9/9/22

MINNEAPOLIS — The federal government recently renamed hundreds of lakes, streams, summits and other places to remove an offensive term for Indigenous women.

The new name for the lake formerly known as Squaw Lake, which is located in Pine County, is Manidoons Zaaga’igan Zhaawanor.

The name changes come from the Derogatory Geographic Names Task Force, which included representatives from the Department’s Bureau of Indian Affairs, Bureau of Land Management, Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement, National Park Service, Office of Diversity, Inclusion and Civil Rights, Office of Surface Mining Reclamation and Enforcement, and the U.S. Geological Survey and the Department of Agriculture’s U.S. Forest Service.

Straight Line of the Day: The next name change the Feds are considering is…

You Know That New York A.G. Who’s Suing Trump? Here’s Another Lawsuit By Her in 2010

(2010) It’s a Tish-grace! Councilwoman Letitia James sues over scratch
Brooklyn Paper | 3/17/10 | Stephen Witt

Councilwoman Letitia James has filed a personal injury suit against an itinerant laborer after she allegedly injured herself walking into his legally parked truck.

The Democratic lawmaker, who makes $122,500 a year as the people’s representative in Fort Greene and Clinton Hill, is seeking an unspecified amount of damages for wounds she claims to have sustained on July 11 when she walked into a four-inch trailer hitch protruding from David Day’s parked car.

James sustained “serious, severe and permanent [injuries] to her limbs and body” and “she will be caused to suffer … continuous pain and inconvenience,” according to court papers filed last month in Brooklyn Supreme Court by James’s attorney Robert Mijuca of the powerful law firm of Rubenstein and Rynecki.

The court documents also allege that the injuries caused James to be unable to attend to her usual occupation – though the alleged pain and suffering occurred on the eve of the councilwoman’s re-election campaign, one that she waged with her typical vigor against two primary rivals.

She bounced to an easy victory. Additionally, several of James’s Council colleagues told this newspaper that they did not recall James limping or using crutches during the summer.

But court papers paint a very different scenario of the events of July 11 on Fulton Street between S. Portland Avenue and S. Oxford Street.

The lawsuit claims that James “came into contact with the exposed, unprotected hitch,” contact that led to “great physical and mental pain” — though the actual body part that was damaged is not cited.

James claims that Day’s hitch is illegal and that her injuries resulted “solely [from] the careless and negligent manner in which [he] owned and maintained his motor vehicle.”

Caption This!

Babesleaga Winners Group 2 : Week 5 : Margot Robie vs Carla Harvey

Good night.

Margot Robie vs Carla Harvey

Margot Robie (2-2-0 Pts. 389)

  • Defeated Linda Ronstadt 131-80
  • Lost to Mia Sara 73-91
  • Lost to Milla Jovovich 70-83
  • Defeated Farrah Fawcett 115-75

VS

Carla Harvey (1-3-0 Pts. 161)

  • Lost to Farrah Fawcett 34-190
  • Lost to Milla Jovovich 46-107
  • Defeated Linda Ronstadt 52-36
  • Lost to Mia Sara 29-139

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