Caption This!

Apologies, fell asleep at the switch and scheduled this for 10:00 pm not am.

So I’m old.

Suye me.

Amazon Primers?

Amazon Secretly Shut Down All Its Solar Rooftops After They Started Catching Fire
futurism.com | September 3, 2022

According to a CNBC investigation, retail giant Amazon — which made solar power a key pillar of its plan to reach zero emissions by 2040 — secretly switched off all rooftop warehouse solar panels amid multiple fires and safety concerns.

“Out of an abundance of caution, following a small number of isolated incidents with onsite solar systems owned and operated by third parties, Amazon proactively powered off our onsite solar installations in North America, and took immediate steps to re-inspect each installation by a leading solar technical expert firm,” an Amazon spokesperson conceded to CNBC in a statement.

The issue here isn’t necessarily that Amazon clearly had some faulty tech on their hands. And if equipment is catching fire and threatening employee safety — as AmazonBasics products have done before — it should definitely be powered down. But the company failed to make the malfunctions and the subsequent shut-downs known to the public, which means that the company was apparently withholding info about both employee safety and its environmental efforts and impact.

Internal documents obtained by CNBC showed that between April 2020 and June 2021, there were at least six separate incidents of rooftop solar panels either catching fire or suffering electrical explosions. Forty-seven North American Amazon warehouses had these panels installed, meaning the dangerous malfunctions impacted roughly 12.7 percent of all such sites.

“The rate of dangerous incidents is unacceptable,” an Amazon employee reportedly wrote in one internal report obtained by CNBC, “and above industry averages.”

But these incidents and the following string of shutdowns and evaluations remained undisclosed, even though the Amazon’s 2021 sustainability report — released long after those shutdowns and evaluations were underway — praised itself for its commitment to solar energy, domestically and beyond US borders.

Straight Line of the Day: Biden’s Planning To Go To the Detroit Auto Show. Expected Highlights of His Trip: …

Biden Plans To Attend Detroit Auto Show
Reuters | 9-2-22 | David Shepardson

President Joe Biden said on Friday he plans to attend the Detroit auto show later this month as his administration touts a rising number of investments in electric vehicles and battery manufacturing.

John Public

When John Public was a little baby boy, sitting on his papa’s knee
Even he could see a scammer and a steal
Said scammers gonna be the death of me, Lord, Lord
Scammer’s gonna be the death of me

The Capitol said to John Public
Gonna bring up esteem all around!
Gonna bring up boys as girls, and handouts as jobs,
And gonna whup that combustion engine down

John Public told his captors
Lord, a man ain’t nothing but a man
But before I’d let your schemin’ agenda beat me down
Gonna die with a Hummer in my hand.