Archive of entries posted on 13th September 2022

FrankJ’s Going Away! Everybody Look Busy!

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FBI Announces It Has Thwarted Kidnapping Plot Against Democrat Who Needs Boost in the Polls

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Post Office — FBI, Jr. — Announces It Has Intercepted the Usual Routine Death Threats Against Lesser Candidates

Greta (Center of First Boat) Heads to Davos to Make Speech

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Newly-Completed IMAO HQ Access Road Deters Unwanted Visitors

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Nighttime Unwanted Visits Usually Scheduled

No Kidding, Sherlock!

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Study Shows Conversations Rarely End When People Want Them To End

Phys.org | March 2, 2021 |Bob Yirka

I could’ve saved you so many thousands of dollars on this study, Poindexter.

Straight Line of the Day: Letter to the Editor of IMAO: “Dear Sirs: I Would Like To Complain About…”

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Straight Line of the Day: Letter to the Editor of IMAO: “Dear Sirs: I would like to complain about…”

 

[For Walrus, I was going to use the Groucho Marx version: “Gentlemen, question mark.”]

Caption This!

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