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FBI Examines IMAO Cafeteria; Finds Nothing Unusual

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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : Round 4

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Here we go.

Match 1

(48) Paradise city – Guns ‘n Roses vs (8) Pour some sugar on me – Def Leppard

(48) Paradise city – Guns ‘n Roses

  • Defeated (17) Don’t dream is over – Crowded House 241-48
  • Defeated (49) True colors – Cyndi Lauper 279-47
  • Defeated (1) Walk this way – Run DMC/Aerosmith 169-59

VS

(8) Pour some sugar on me – Def Leppard

  • Defeated (57) Lean on me – Club Nouveau 204-40
  • Defeated (25) Higher Love – Stevie Winwood 244-66
  • Defeated (41) Looking for a new love – Jody Watley 186-28

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Match 2

(2) Need you tonight – INXS vs (12) Welcome to the jungle – Guns ‘n Roses

(2) Need you tonight – INXS

  • Defeated (45) You give love a bad name – Bon Jovi 154-78
  • Defeated (13) Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel 186-147
  • Defeated (4) With or without you – U2 121-86

VS

(12) Welcome to the jungle – Guns ‘n Roses

  • Defeated (37) In your eyes – Peter Gabriel 102-101
  • Defeated (5) Kiss – Prince 238-75
  • Defeated (28) Love bites – Def Leppard 193-28

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Match 3

(2) Sweet child o’ mine – Guns ‘n Roses vs (58) New sensation – INXS

(2) Sweet child o’ mine – Guns ‘n Roses

  • Defeated (63) Human – Human League 240-31
  • Defeated (31) Manic Monday – Bangles 250-113
  • Defeated (15) The One I love – R.E.M. 180-66

VS

(58) New sensation – INXS

  • Defeated (7) Nasty – Janet Jackson 191-33
  • Defeated (39) Land of confusion – Genesis 200-82
  • Defeated (25) Died in your arms – Cutting Crew 107-93

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Match 4

(3) Fight for your right to party – Beastie Boys vs (38) Here I go again – Whitesnake

(3) Fight for your right to party – Beastie Boys

  • Defeated (62) Dude looks like a lady – Aerosmith 138-66
  • Defeated (30) La Bamba – Los Lobos 154-129
  • Defeated (14) I wanna dance with somebody – Whitney Houston 141-25

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(38) Here I go again – Whitesnake

  • Defeated (27) The way it is – Bruce Hornsby & the Range 153-71
  • Defeated (6) I still haven’t found what I’m looking for – U2 189-76
  • Defeated (22) I had the time of my life – Bill Medley/Jennifer Warnes 167-62

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AOC Disappointed That All the Republicans Who Want To Date Her Haven’t Called Yet

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Says She Wanted To Stay In Tonight Anyway To Figure Out the Garbage Disposal

North Korean Leader, Like Biden, Questions Media’s Need for More Than One Microphone

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Completely Indistinguishable From the Babylon Bee

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Joe Biden Brings James Taylor to Celebrate ‘Inflation Reduction Act’ as Stock Market Plummets Over 1000 Points
Breitbart | September 13, 2022 | Charlie Spiering

The White House on Tuesday invited folk musician James Taylor to help Democrats kick off a celebration of the “Inflation Reduction Act” on the South Lawn.

The aging folk musician performed the song “Fire & Rain” to the flood of Democrats on the South Lawn to celebrate Biden’s multibillion-dollar green energy spending bill disguised as an “inflation reduction” law.

“This is a time when the world needs to cooperate more than ever before, perhaps more than anything since the Second World War the world needs to get together and respond to the climate crisis,” Taylor said after finishing his song.

Even CNN:

Video: President Biden celebrates his ‘Inflation Reduction Act’ as the stock market tanks
https://rumble.com/v1jyrrr-president-biden-celebrates-his-inflation-reduction-act-as-the-stock-market-.html

Straight Line of the Day: Bloc Buster

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Thanks to Scotty T, we have the plot for a real horrorshow:

Democrat politicians receive a message:

” I KnOw wHAT YoU dId tO ThE LaSt ELeCtiOn”

All that is needed are ideas for scenes. . . .

 

Full Transcript of President Biden’s Address on the January 6th Commission

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[Mispronunciations corrected]

11:00 a.m.:

“Good evening.

“Watch out, you might get what you’re after. Boom babies strange but not a stranger. I’m an ordinary guy.

“Burning down the House?

“Hold tight; wait till the Party’s over. Hold tight. We’re in for nasty weather. There has got to be a way.

“Burning down the House. . . .

“No visible means of support and you have not seen nothin’ yet. Everything’s stuck together. And I don’t know what you expect starring into the TV set. Fighting fire with fire.

“Burning down the House!

“End of statement. Leave podium. Take no questions. Salute the Marines.”

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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1980s D : Round 3 Results

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Round three is in the books.

Results

  • (48) Paradise city – Guns ‘n Roses 169 ~~ (1) Walk this way – Run DMC/Aerosmith 59
  • (8) Pour some sugar on me – Def Leppard 186 ~~ (41) Looking for love – Jody Watley 28
  • (20) Need you tonight – INXS 121 ~~ (4) With or without you – U2 86
  • (12) Welcome to the jungle – Guns ‘n Roses 193 ~~ (28) Love bites – Def Leppard 28
  • (2) Sweet child o’ mine – Guns ‘n Roses 180 ~~ (15) The One I love – R.E.M. 66
  • (58) New sensation – INXS 107 ~~ (25) Died in your arms – Cutting Crew 93
  • (3) Fight for your right to party – Beastie Boys 141 ~~ (14) I wanna dance with somebody – Whitney Houston 25
  • (38) Here I go Again – Whitesnake 167 ~~ (22) I had the time of my life – Bill Medley/Jennifer Warnes 62

Tonight’s round is at 6:00 pm.

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