“The Dying People” — What a Great Name for This Era

New York City Kids Seeking Therapy After Unending Exposure to Vagrants and Addicts
New York Post | September 24, 2022 | Griffin Kelly, Matthew Sedacca and Melissa Klein

New York City school kids are losing their minds over the zonked-out drug addicts and raving vagrants they encounter every day – and are flocking to therapists to find ways to cope with the stress, The Post has learned.

In neighborhoods such as Hell’s Kitchen “a lot” of kids are now in therapy, according to mom Katie Hamill, 43, whose 7-year-old daughter is being treated for anxiety.

“My daughter has seen everything from fornication, masturbation, defecation, urination, you name it, she has seen it. … consistently and constantly. She is in this constant state of panic,” said Hamill, who works in real estate.

The little girl gets upset when she sees “the dying people” — the junkies who look dead whom she thinks no one is helping, the mom said. And she sees far too much vile behavior from adults, including one addict trying to rip out his hair after getting high at a West 42nd Street playground.

“It’s a Democrat town:

We really mean it.

Fornication,

Masturbation,

Defecation,

Urination —

You name it, she has seen it.”

 

Straight Line of the Day: A Guy Had His Car Key Implanted in His Hand. Trending Next: …

Tesla Owner Has His Car Key Implanted in His Hand
CNN | Sept. 13, 2022 | Jeanne Moos

Are you the type who has trouble keeping track of your car keys? A Michigan man has solved that problem by turning himself into a key.

Be On The Lookout

Monterey Police look for suspect riding e-bike slapping women on the butt
KION546 | 09/21/2022 | Ricardo Tovar

MONTEREY, Calif. (KION-TV)- Monterey Police say they have responded to reports of sexual battery by a man on an electric bicycle slapping woman on the butt.

So far, there have been two incidents reported to the police. One was on Sept. 15 and the other on Sept. 20, both were in the morning between 6 a.m. and 7 a.m.

And yes, I have iron-clad alibis for both of those dates.

On Sept. 15, at around 7:00 a.m., a woman was walking on Second Street and Camino Aguajito when a man riding a black bike grabbed her buttocks and made an inappropriate comment as he rode off, said police.

The suspect was described as a white male adult with blue eyes, wearing a blue hooded sweatshirt, a blue facemask and blue jeans, according to police. The bike was described as a black electric bicycle, “beefier than a normal pedal bike.”

Five days later, at around 6 a.m., a woman was jogging along the trail near Custom House Plaza and was slapped on the butt by a man as he rode by, said police. He was last seen riding north on the recreation trail towards Coast Guard Pier.

Did the Secret Service follow or precede him?

Friday Filler

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, good to see you up.”

“Me too.”

“Oooookay. So I got these old cartoons, think they are still funny?”

“Doesn’t matter, are commenters aren’t picky, and trust me, I don’t think they will scroll that far anyway.”