Jill sweety..why dont they like me..I try to not get angry…I am a hugger…I try to give our side what they want..I’m spending money like a stoned hooker that pinched a johns credit card..I’m trying..I try to be folksy and eat ice cream even though I’m lactose intolerant..I turned our beach house into a castle with their money but that didn’t make them treat me like a king..like c’mon man..
There there my Joe..how about you drink your Immodium and I’ll play babysitter like when I first came over..
Jill..can we play that I’m the boss and let me hold the football..and whisper some of the codes I gave you?…
Now Mr. BIDEN! We shouldn’t be doing this …
” CornDogCornDog+2MaltsXY7″…
My weiner has a first name.
It’s O S C A R.
Bill had an intern. I have slippers.
Weren’t we supposed to call a kid three hours ago?
Kamala, is that you?
I hate this term but… EW EW EW!
Are there any kids under the desk playing with his leg hair?
Honey I stole the election!..Honey I stole the election!..Honey I st ti lee
“I’d put my head down right here, if it wasn’t such a hard cap…”
…still waiting for my fruit cup …
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“Crap — I thought there was a John-John under the desk.”
The desk is the only thing in the room that is Resolute.
No! Not gonna! Not gonna sign this stack of executive orders until I get a pudding pop!”
Aide 1: “Sir the Chinese are…”
Aide 2: “Shhhhhh! his phone is in his lap and Gossip Girl is streaming!”
Jill sweety..why dont they like me..I try to not get angry…I am a hugger…I try to give our side what they want..I’m spending money like a stoned hooker that pinched a johns credit card..I’m trying..I try to be folksy and eat ice cream even though I’m lactose intolerant..I turned our beach house into a castle with their money but that didn’t make them treat me like a king..like c’mon man..
There there my Joe..how about you drink your Immodium and I’ll play babysitter like when I first came over..
Jill..can we play that I’m the boss and let me hold the football..and whisper some of the codes I gave you?…
Now Mr. BIDEN! We shouldn’t be doing this …
” CornDogCornDog+2MaltsXY7″…
I dreamed I was the president, in my Maidenform bra.
Suye me? Old and illiterate, you could be president.
Or the King of France.