Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? Well if you’re in San Francisco it doesn’t matter. Just drop your pants, take a dump on the sidewalk and move on, or set up your tent and stay a while we don’t care.
See the Joe Biden Layering collection. Soil yourself and you will be protected until you can get home. Plastic inserts in the first pair are like Huggies, the second pair keep you from having unsightly stains and marks. “Come on, man. Get my pants.” Joe Biden.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? Well if you’re in San Francisco it doesn’t matter. Just drop your pants, take a dump on the sidewalk and move on, or set up your tent and stay a while we don’t care.
I don’t always steal pants off homeless people..but when do I only need one belt loop.
Popped flies, just never caught on like popped collars.
“I’ve got three pants, jolly jolly three pants, I’ve got three pants to last me all my life…”
Magic Mike always leaves them panting for more…
Master-of-disguise demonstrates how to quickly alter one’s appearance to evade capture…
You just know this guy must double up on cndms.
Seymour never quite mastered the Kris Kross look…
After one-too-many pantsing incidents, Bob developed a second-level defensive response…
See the Joe Biden Layering collection. Soil yourself and you will be protected until you can get home. Plastic inserts in the first pair are like Huggies, the second pair keep you from having unsightly stains and marks. “Come on, man. Get my pants.” Joe Biden.
Little disappointed it took this long for a Biden reference.
Looks like somebody’s kid got a new job at the Gap.
One of those adorable Russian nesting shoplifters?
Just look how Lees’ booty-cut look,
Dang, How Wranglers ride.
Love how Levi’s make my butt look
Man — I can never decide!
Waldo’s Jean-Splicing Research Awarded $14 Million Grant From CDC.
The Five Thousand Sharts of Bartholomew Cubbins
It was necessary, in the end, for us to draw a chalk line in the wall … beyond which he was no longer welcome.
Jeffrey Toobin’s recurring nightmare.
Thats a wacky comment..
Honey, do I look fat in these jeans?
What about these?
What about these?
Optimistic optometrist on Skid Row:
“Better now? Better now? Or is this better?”
From Greek mythology: Pantalus, the guy condemned by Zeus never to be able to take a nice, discreet pee.
He wears the pants in several families.
Popular in the clown car.
I just hope nobody from Customs is seeing how we do this…
Hey! He’s just carrying on.
Where Obama’s mom-jeans went…
Prepping for strip poker night is crucial to success.
Your playing with the wrong opponents.
Mid-day Cowboy, having a few belts after a hard day.