Dad: son..your cousin Gertrude wants to come with us..she has never been in a boat..
Son: no wonder Father..she is half the size of the Clydesdale….we’re going to need a bigger boat..
Dad: now son..be kind…even though they are the colour of the devil, we will wear the life jackets..
Hey Tony I can’t believe we’re getting kicked out of here because our horse is too big of a grass guzzler.
Jebadiah, have you seen Caleb anywhere? We can’t troll for crappie without him on the oars…
One if by land.
Two if by sea.
I don’t know Jacob. This “motor boating” doesn’t seem as much fun as that young man implied.
Let me put the horse in 4-hoof and see if that gets us out of the mud.
THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT!
“Go get another set of oars and our brother… You know I like to go waterskiing after lunch…”
Inspiration for the 1999 hit, “Back dat a$$ up”
Still not even close to the funniest thing seen at a boat ramp.
Ezekial..are you sure we dont need a plough to start a salmon farm??
“What do you mean, ‘we’re Amish and we can’t use outboard motors?’!”
Joe Biden’s Build Back Better plan meets AOC Green Initive. Making America 1800 again.
Dad: son..your cousin Gertrude wants to come with us..she has never been in a boat..
Son: no wonder Father..she is half the size of the Clydesdale….we’re going to need a bigger boat..
Dad: now son..be kind…even though they are the colour of the devil, we will wear the life jackets..