Tesla Owner Has His Car Key Implanted in His Hand
CNN | Sept. 13, 2022 | Jeanne MoosAre you the type who has trouble keeping track of your car keys? A Michigan man has solved that problem by turning himself into a key.
Tesla Owner Has His Car Key Implanted in His Hand
CNN | Sept. 13, 2022 | Jeanne MoosAre you the type who has trouble keeping track of your car keys? A Michigan man has solved that problem by turning himself into a key.
…rocket launchers implanted on the buttocks.
…a chip to tell you when it’s your turn for a Soylent Corporation “factory tour”.
…a chip that allows the car to tell you when and where to go.
… the “Key Man” insurance option is gonna boom…
… “I left my hand in my other pants…”
IMAO Intern: “Bob, those aren’t your pants.”
… new pick-up line – “I’m fully equipped to turn you on…”
… transferring ownership just got a whole lot more complicated…
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some really strange sexual injuries in the Emergency Room.
A turn signal implanted in your middle finger.
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he found his hand could no longer properly grasp his jynnan tonnyx
Boy is he going to have it rough when the wife gets the car in the divorce.
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People getting their hands cut off so someone can steal their car.
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A tool to raise your vehicle, enabling a tire change, in your footwear. They’ll be called “jackboots.’
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Torso mounted high beams.
Ahhh…
Nevermind.
Dated a girl once that could shift a 5 speed..with no hands..all you had to do was the clutch..