..within two months create a perpetual wine system…
Day 1..while she is juiced out on her vodka, place her in a huge tub of grapes where she can stagger and fall on them…yeast from a nearby source will get in naturally and begin to ferment..
Days 2 to 14..repeat above process…
Day 15..start serving her the fermented wine and cut out her vodka to save money..repeat whole staggering stomping process..perpetual wine making using the Pelosi method..
…teach them the sneaky trick of how to pass a bill before anyone reads it..while hubby gets drunk on a $500 bottle of Dom Pour-it-on.
… be a real spicy meatball…
… teach the Pope a few things…
… stuff her fridge with gelato … Comped, of course …
. . . duck every time she sees the Pope flinging holy water in her direction
Go eff herself, just like she can in the US
Proclaim herself the reincarnated Caligula and then let her freak/tyrant flag fly by ruling with blood and horror.
Nancy Pelosi Wants To Be the Ambassador to Italy. Over There, She Could…
share the neighborhood with like minded deal makers…the Sicilians.
“Nancy Pelosi Wants To Be the Ambassador to Italy. Over There, She Could…”
…really raise some eyebrows.
Nancy Pelosi Wants To Be the Ambassador to Italy. Over There, She Could…
Become the first female don of the Mafia.
Walk around topless with Boris Johnson and compare whos B00Bs hang lower.
Nancy Pelosi Wants To Be the Ambassador to Italy. Over There, She Could…
be a contender.
Stink…. physically, not just metaphorically
……………..make her husband walk or take a cab everywhere. Might save some lives including his own.
..within two months create a perpetual wine system…
Day 1..while she is juiced out on her vodka, place her in a huge tub of grapes where she can stagger and fall on them…yeast from a nearby source will get in naturally and begin to ferment..
Days 2 to 14..repeat above process…
Day 15..start serving her the fermented wine and cut out her vodka to save money..repeat whole staggering stomping process..perpetual wine making using the Pelosi method..
… give Mt. Etna a run for the money over the most noxious emissions generated…
Get Italy to join a new Axis.