Well, there’s a headline you don’t see every day:
Dads Shot Each Other’s Daughters in Florida Road-Rage Gunfight
New York Post | Oct. 12, 2022
During the gun battle, Hale’s 5-year-old daughter was hit in the leg and Allison’s 14-year-old daughter was shot in the back, leaving her with a collapsed lung, Nassau County Sheriff Bill Leeper said Monday.
Straight Line of the Day: There must be some other way of resolving disputes; such as…
“Good morning Mr. Walrus.”
“Good morning Miss Monroe, where’s Miss Welch.”
“Oh, she’s helping with Miss Ireland’s orientation, she will be joining us this week.”
“Excellent. What do you have for me?”
“Well I have some memes from that nice Mr. Slapout and the results of last week’s poll.”
“Fantastic, which one won?”
“This one.”
“Very funny indeed.”
“No voting this week though sir.”
“Why not?”
“Don’t want to embarrass Mr. Slapout.”
“No, no we do not.”
