The Zombie Pox first arrived in domesticated pets..it made them bug their eyes and smile uncontrollably..soon it was in wild animals and hyenas laughed until unconcious..fish began to drown from swimming while smiling….then it hit humans..soon they owned nothing..but they were happy…the end of mankind was near…until the Grand Emu..it was found that they were naturally immune..their bug eyes showed the immunity..the smile there, but genuine upon their face..soon antidotes were produced using their eggs…people lined up and were cured..people were no longer happy and those credit card bills arrived..yikes!
Chemtrails cause legs on dogs to shrink. Make all jets electric powered!
“Oh Boy!!! My master says I’m gonna get fixed!!!”
“Yippee! I’m going to the vet to get tutored!”
Secret Service escorting POTUS to the Oval Office.
“Squirrel!!!”
“Pickpockets are a thing of the past when you carry your valuables in Ronco’s CorgiBag ™.”
The Zombie Pox first arrived in domesticated pets..it made them bug their eyes and smile uncontrollably..soon it was in wild animals and hyenas laughed until unconcious..fish began to drown from swimming while smiling….then it hit humans..soon they owned nothing..but they were happy…the end of mankind was near…until the Grand Emu..it was found that they were naturally immune..their bug eyes showed the immunity..the smile there, but genuine upon their face..soon antidotes were produced using their eggs…people lined up and were cured..people were no longer happy and those credit card bills arrived..yikes!
While not the best practice, Angela always kept her finger on the Corgi’s trigger.
Jeff Beck suddenly comes up with the chorus for their new song, Over Under Sideways Down Boy.
“Living my best life”
” Yeah… it really is a Dog’s Life!”
I’ll be high as a Corgi by then.
Here we f**king go again. I mean, Hi, Good Morning.
Getting real tired of my mom’s grandkids right about now!
“Oh Boy! I get to teach my Master how to lick himself.”