Your Honour..my client identified himself as a ham sandwich after his mother claimed she was bred by an actor that was known as” a bit of a ham”..unfortunately my client doesnt understand there is a word “bred” that doesnt have an “a” in it. His sisters ” butter” and “mayo” are here today to verify this by their testimony…
Probably because of the Mayo.
D.A. should stand for Dumb Ass for a lot of D.A.’s. They look at it as a game at Chucky Cheese. I have more coupons than you. I win.
. . . by Jack Handy.
..maybe the DA has a bone to pick with him..
Guilty of culinary appropriation, as a whole new area of law enforcement is explored…
Your Honour..my client identified himself as a ham sandwich after his mother claimed she was bred by an actor that was known as” a bit of a ham”..unfortunately my client doesnt understand there is a word “bred” that doesnt have an “a” in it. His sisters ” butter” and “mayo” are here today to verify this by their testimony…
AGAIN!?!?
I guess the chips are down for that defendant.
He’s in a pickle for sure.