Straight Line of the Day: Biden turns 80 next month! Appropriate gift ideas: …
‘Senile’ Joe Biden Is Bringing Shame to the United States
NY Post | 2 Oct 2022 | Miranda DevineJoe Biden’s cognitive deficits are increasingly apparent, even to the most amateur observer.
Whether he has dementia at this point is immaterial. Half the world thinks he does and that weakens the United States and imperils us all.
Whether he is falling up the stairs of Air Force One or falling off a stationary bike, whether he is wandering around on stage in a fog or clutching cheat sheets designed for a 4-year-old, whether he is shouting incoherently or whispering creepily, the optics are shocking.
With his 80th birthday approaching next month, even if most Americans are too polite or willfully unobservant to say so, it’s clear that Biden is not up to the world’s most difficult job.
He projects weakness and folly at a time of international turmoil. Disrespect for the president echoes around the world, among allies and enemies alike.
A graceful exit…
“Graceful” open to interpretation.
An up close and personal demonstration of the 25th Amendment in action.
I think you underestimate his dementia…
Touchè.
It’s just a bacon play… chasing success…
. . . a one way ticket to Ukraine for his entire wretched family.
A plot. …and he doesn’t get another gift until he uses it.
We’ll presume you mean in the “story” sense, because the Secret Service might take an interest if you mean in the “cemetery” sense.
I don’t propose that I or anyone else do him direct harm…. that would be bad form… Just let old age do its work.
An on-stage step-by-step GPS system.
A large wooden badger… with him inside… and no door.
A bottle of champagne from Plains, GA
…a software update.
Heir plugs.
…a scratch & sniff centerfold from Hustler Magazine..May ’78.
A grand jury
A yuge red wave
I think the first thing we need to get him is a veep that isn’t even more embarrassing than he is.
To keep up with inflation, we’ll increase or from 10% to 12% for the Big Guy.
Gift-wrap you know — the thing . . .
A donkey’s head in the bed?
That would be one piece of ass he’d never forget..
I think you underestimate his dementia.
extra bacon for you: ~~~~
A class action lawsuit for damages, plaintiff is 74 million Trump voters. Possibly 20 million more plaintiffs, we’ll have to check with Dominion.
A word counter.
Someone to shake hands with.
I was think along the lines of a sweater..
A séance to consult Eleanor about how to become the FDR of the 21st Century…
…a book. Maybe something like “Presidenting for Dummies”.
Dr. Jill can read it to him.
A course of ten “Getting-Hit-on-the-Head” lessons, to toughen him up for the inevitable..,
His and hers matching “Let’s Go Brandon” sofas
I dunno … pudding? fruit cup?
An ‘Over The Hills’ coffee mug.
A wandering person transponder?
Will that company that does the Invisible Fence work on a federal building?