Well, there’s a headline you don’t see every day:
Dads Shot Each Other’s Daughters in Florida Road-Rage Gunfight
New York Post | Oct. 12, 2022
During the gun battle, Hale’s 5-year-old daughter was hit in the leg and Allison’s 14-year-old daughter was shot in the back, leaving her with a collapsed lung, Nassau County Sheriff Bill Leeper said Monday.
Straight Line of the Day: There must be some other way of resolving disputes; such as…
…rock-paper-scissors. It worked for me once even though I feared being killed by the scissors or rock.
Thumb war
…comparing deck sizes.
… letting the lawyers sort it out…
… letting the wives sort it out…
… choosing champions, then letting them sort it out…
… a classic dance-off…
They should shoot each other’s fathers for raising such poor marksmen.
Duel with high powered rifles while sitting in backyard hottubs… from 100 paces.
There must be some other way of resolving disputes; such as…
an International tribunal of wisest men on Earth.
They’d be better off with a tribunal of a walrus, an emu, D@mnCat, and a can of tuna
Like the tuna would last 1 hour.
There must be some other way of resolving disputes; such as…
an election using Dominion voting machines.
There must be some other way of resolving disputes; such as…
A game of chess.
Playing Whack-A-Mole with each other…rubber mallets to heads..at least the girls would be okay and have a better story to tell at their weddings…
Ey Captain..send them down with me to the transporter and see who can keep their hand on the dilithium crystal the longest while I fire it up..
Dad jokes; you laugh, you lose.
Make it more interesting- your daughter laughs, you lose.
rock, paper, scissors…
Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be targets
If ya let ’em ride shotgun with dad,
Best let ’em wear carriers and armor and such
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be targets
‘Cause they’ll never dodge lead and they’ll find themselves dead
Even with someone they love
I suggest nukes at ten paces. It seems a little radical but it will end ALL disputes and isn’t that what we all really want. As the marines are fond of saying “Kill them all and let God sort it out”. I’ve reached the point where I’m ok with that.