Joe Biden Insists the U.S. Is Doing Better Than When Trump Was in Office
townhall.com | 10/22/2022 | Sarah ArnoldPresident Joe Biden is confident that after two years in the White House, the U.S. is still in better than shape when he was handed the keys.
During an interview with MSNBC, Biden claimed that most of what the Democrats have passed and what they’ve done has not “kicked in yet,” in response to polling data showing people trust Republicans more when it comes to the economy.
MSNBC host Jonathon Capehart asked “here’s a problem, I think, for you and Democrats, despite all the good economic news, low unemployment, record job creation, wage increases, Social Security cost of living adjustment to 8.7%, the highest in 40 years. And yet, poll after poll shows that the American people trust Republicans on the economy and think that Republicans should control Congress. How do you break through that?”
Straight Line of the Day: Unbiased MSNBC host asks Biden: How can we convince voters we have a booming economy?
“Lie to them. I’ve been doing it for decades.”
“Show current comparative photos of Hiroshima and Detroit. Oh wait . . . “
“Print more money and hand it out at the polls”
Biden: “Just look at all the Pot Shops springing up…we are kicking ass with the economy man”!
…………….by trotting out the “savior” of the world barak hussein obama and his “it’s our turn” entourage. No one can argue with them. That would be racist and bigoted and just “mean”. Besides disrespectful of the actual president.
Free ice cream cones for everyone – spreading happiness around, with the added benefit of potential brain freeze…
Go nuclear with … you know, the thing…
Make John Fetterman the new White House Press Secretary…
ba dee ba dee ba dee that’s all folks.
JOhn and KarinE, welcome to Morning Joke.
Biden: “I am supremely qualified to explain how to make a small fortune on the stock market…. start with a large one.”
…just pull Biden’s finger… it’ll also clear the room of all those annoying questions.
…tell them it’s opposite day.
“…you know how when something collapses, you hear a loud boom? Well our economy is like that.”
“Make sure it’s just the right people voting! C’mon, man!”
Gulags
Point and yell “SQUIRREL!!!!”
Unbiased MSNBC host asks Biden: How can we convince voters we have a booming economy?
Get more compliant voters.
OPEN THE BORDERS!
Press conferences with the windows open. Pause when the sirens go by.
Have people form a line..one by one hit them in the forehead with a tack hammer..then offer them free drugs for the headache…last thing on their mind is the economy..
Wait, there’s an unbiased MSNBC Host? Are you sure? I don’t think that’s possible.