Straight Line of the Day: Complete This Sentence: “You Can Tell I’m a Democrat, Because…”

Straight Line of the Day: Complete this sentence: “You can tell I’m a Democrat, because…”

Last Man in California To Question Overlords Located by Journalists

California air quality officials released a bold climate plan Wednesday that outlines in broad strokes how the state intends to drastically reduce greenhouse gas emissions by the end of the decade and eventually eliminate its carbon footprint.

Danny Cullenward, policy director of CarbonPlan, a California nonprofit that analyzes climate solutions, said he was struck by the plan’s “level of abstraction” and “tangential relationship” to practical reality. “There certainly isn’t a lot of guidance as to which programs need to be tuned up, which ones need to be started and who needs to do what,” Cullenward said.

Classic Car Competition

“Wow, you look ready for some tough competition Miss Ireland”

“Well Mr. Walrus we had a real barnburner from last week.”

“Do tell, do tell.”

The El Camino just edged the Oldsmobile Starfire.”

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“Close indeed, so what’s up for this week?”

“This week we have this choice.”

British Motor Corporation Mini 1959

There’s no classic car quite like the classic Mini. Modernized time and time again with new colors and features, this is the classic car you’re most likely to still see in action in the 21st century. Shortly after its initial release, the Mini quickly became one of the most popular classic cars of all time. 

Originally, it was known by the name “Austin Seven and Morris Mini-Minor.” Luckily the far more palatable name “Mini” caught on after its two creators merged. And, while new Minis fight for speed and attention, the original Mini was considered too fast, with an engine that was reduced to 850cc, taking 26.5 seconds to reach 60mph.

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Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 1965

The Shelby Mustang was designed to look good and to drive fast. It wasn’t specially designed for comfort, and it definitely wasn’t designed for family days out. But at least it excelled in the area it originally chose. This stylish, high-performance classic car came in plenty of different variations, with edits made over the years to encourage faster speeds (well, just not quite like the fastest cars in the world), cooler designs, and everything in-between. 

Its name came from its collaboration between well-known and loved Ford Motor Company and  Shelby American, the high-performance vehicle manufacturer founded by former race car driver Carroll Shelby. You’ll spot a cobra symbol on many of these vehicles: a nickname it was given early in its time.

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