Straight Line of the Day: Now Complete This Sentence: “Now That Walrus Is Retiring From His Job…”

Straight Line of the Day: Now complete this sentence: “Now that Walrus is retiring from his job…”

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Cartoons and Memes. Happy Thanksgiving.

“Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Walrus. What are you thankful for?”

“Well, you for one. Why should there be anything else?”

“Thank you, that’s so sweet.”

“But not as sweet as you. So what do you have for us this day?”

“Well to start with we have last week’s cartoons and memes winner. Here it is.”

“And now on to this week’s choices. You may sense a theme.”

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Which one is funniest?
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