“You can tell I’m a Democrat, because… I told you… and it’s a tale that needs telling, this tale that I told you… it’s a story of democracy, and big yellow buses, with the wheels going round and round, round and round, round and round…I love that bus, just as I told you this tale I love to tell, because in the telling the tale is told, I tell you – I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this message, although scarcely anyone else ever does…”
You can tell I’m a democrat..
Because using new tinfoil to make a hat is bad for the environment .I find that making a hat out of a Popeye’s Spicy Combo sandwich wrapper will do just as good a job against the gamma rays and signals from Tucker Carlson, although sometimes the sauce gets in my eyes and that kinda stings…
………..vote early, vote often, vote dead and get all your dead relatives to vote too.
It’s Thanksgiving so I wanted to give y’all a little treat. Hope it works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-95UexV70k This never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.
I vote for dead people.
I vote, and I’ve been dead for twenty years…
Don’t you mean dead people vote for you?
Maybe he’s from Pennsylvania and votes for dead people.
“You can tell I’m a Democrat, because… I told you… and it’s a tale that needs telling, this tale that I told you… it’s a story of democracy, and big yellow buses, with the wheels going round and round, round and round, round and round…I love that bus, just as I told you this tale I love to tell, because in the telling the tale is told, I tell you – I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this message, although scarcely anyone else ever does…”
“You can tell I’m a Democrat, because… the guy from the Local told me I had to be, in order to keep my job…”
…because I had a Biden sign in my yard and it was FREE man! We love free sh!t AND all Freaks!
Because I’ve volunteered to be your life coach – and you didn’t even have to ask 🙄
“You Can Tell I’m a Democrat, Because…
I’m a victim.”
“You Can Tell I’m a Democrat, Because…
I vote twice.”
That’s a Democrat from 20 years ago, how many ballots have you harvested lately?
“You Can Tell I’m a Democrat, Because…
I’ve got pronouns.”
Ahem…You can tell WE’RE a Democrat because OUR pronouns are they and them, you bigot.
Everyone calls me a big D.
…I’m angry, depressed, triggered, vindictive, accusatory, passive-aggressive, aggressive-aggressive, and a perpetual victim.
On a good day.
… my head is up my a*s.
You can tell I’m a democrat..
Because using new tinfoil to make a hat is bad for the environment .I find that making a hat out of a Popeye’s Spicy Combo sandwich wrapper will do just as good a job against the gamma rays and signals from Tucker Carlson, although sometimes the sauce gets in my eyes and that kinda stings…
You can tell I’m a Democrat… because I use your money to express my compassion for the “less fortunate”.
Yup, you’re a democrat alright.
………..vote early, vote often, vote dead and get all your dead relatives to vote too.
It’s Thanksgiving so I wanted to give y’all a little treat. Hope it works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-95UexV70k This never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.
… I borrowed money with no plan to pay it back.
And why should you have to pay it back when there are millions of taxpayers to pay it back for you?
I’m an idiot.