Straight Line of the Day: Signs That You Are Not in a Good Relationship: … Posted by Oppo on 16 November 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Signs that you are not in a good relationship: … Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 1
… you’re repeatedly called “a loser”, and your name gets twisted into demeaning, awkward puns… Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
…I awkwardly started lingering in bars awaiting my beer tab balance. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
…whenever you enter your door your parrot says, “Quick! Out the window.” Loading... 7 Reply to this comment
…you see your neighbor jogging naked, when you ask if he always does that he responds, “Only when you come home early.” Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. I don’t get no respect. Loading... 9 Reply to this comment
…while you were at a Holiday Inn Express room at a Pyramid Marketing meeting. Loading... Reply to this comment
When the marriage counselor asks you why you love each other and…. crickets. When they follow that up with what do you like to do together and… crickets When the marriage counselor follows that up a look that says “Just get a divorce”. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
At the marriage counselor you show up wearing a Cheesehead and she shows up wearing a horned viking helmet. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
She sends you to the store for a gallon of milk with 3% milkfat and says, “Don’t come home without it.” Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
You watch “The Blue Angel” and “Scarlet Street” and think “I wish I had it as good as those guys.” Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
The hateful things she screams at you are starting to feel a little more heartfelt. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Signs that you are not in a good relationship: … Something on the moon tells you so. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
You have heard the phrase, “Don’t male me call the Emu,” more than once. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
During sex the other night, she cried out, “ohhhhh, basil!” and not “ohhhh, Basil!” Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
She hands you a coffee..you remark..hmm that”s a different one…she replies” Oh you can taste it?” Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Signs that you are not in a good relationship….she shoots you in the head and buries you in the back yard. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Takes you out for the night to an axe throwing club..buys the first few drinks then says its your turn to hold the target.. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
♪ You don’t bring me tuna anymore ♪
Go Fish!
… you’re repeatedly called “a loser”, and your name gets twisted into demeaning, awkward puns…
… restraining orders…
…none of your keys fit the lock.
…to her chastity belt.
…I awkwardly started lingering in bars awaiting my beer tab balance.
…all your Hawaiian shirts are on the front lawn.
… smoldering…
That would be a pretty big bonfire for me.
… you know all of the third watch officers by name…
And the paramedics too.
…whenever you enter your door your parrot says, “Quick! Out the window.”
…you see your neighbor jogging naked, when you ask if he always does that he responds, “Only when you come home early.”
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
I don’t get no respect.
…while you were at a Holiday Inn Express room at a Pyramid Marketing meeting.
He/She only has 15 minutes to talk to you from prison on Sunday.
When the marriage counselor asks you why you love each other and…. crickets.
When they follow that up with what do you like to do together and… crickets
When the marriage counselor follows that up a look that says “Just get a divorce”.
At the marriage counselor you show up wearing a Cheesehead and she shows up wearing a horned viking helmet.
She sends you to the store for a gallon of milk with 3% milkfat and says, “Don’t come home without it.”
There is an on-deck circle on her bedroom floor.
And a parking meter on her headboard.
And a “Now Serving Number ___” machine in the hallway.
You watch “The Blue Angel” and “Scarlet Street” and think “I wish I had it as good as those guys.”
The hateful things she screams at you are starting to feel a little more heartfelt.
We need to talk . . . .
Signs that you are not in a good relationship: …
Something on the moon tells you so.
She refers to you as her “practice husband.”
You have heard the phrase, “Don’t male me call the Emu,” more than once.
She takes notes during when watching true crime shows.
During sex the other night, she cried out, “ohhhhh, basil!” and not “ohhhh, Basil!”
She hands you a coffee..you remark..hmm that”s a different one…she replies” Oh you can taste it?”
Signs that you are not in a good relationship….she shoots you in the head and buries you in the back yard.
Single or double tap?
Not worth the lead, she said…
Takes you out for the night to an axe throwing club..buys the first few drinks then says its your turn to hold the target..
Bought a “pet” Emu.