Trump will announce he will recite the square root of pi to 23 places..from memory..no cue cards or teleprompter…then do it successfully. He will then challenge Joe Biden to spell pi…wait for the “e” folks..gonna be yuuge..
Trump plans to announce…that even though the holes were rather small…they had to count them all…now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
…that he is the rightful King of England
…Mike Pence is actually a cyborg.
The right foot tapping is a dead giveaway…
Tonight, Trump plans to announce…
Elon Musk has perfected a Trump clone that can rule in perpetuity.
That he never really liked the Republican Party, he was just in it for the chicks.
Tonight, Trump plans to announce…
he has a lock on the Martian vote in 2024.
… that “Sadaharu Oh sounds Italian, doesn’t it???”
… that “I’m king of the world, Ma, king of the world!!!”
…that he has now cornered the market on voting machines
…. his new Tex-Mex restaurant chain Señor Trumpacitos!
“People are gonna love it. The taco bowl is tremendous, it’s really the best. Try the ice cream.”
-El Trumpo
Biden: Did someone say ice cream man!..no, not the man driving the truck…the actual ice cream man.
Ándale, ándale!
. . . that the Democrats’ 2024 ticket will be Biden-Fetterman. It’s a no-brainer!
Trump/DeSantis
DeSantis/ Kari Lake….heard it here first..
Someone has suggested that he “go jump in a Lake”.
or at least take a dip in a Lake.
…I won’t be debating Sleepy Joe during my 2024 Presidential run. I won’t have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
… he’s looking into starting up his own cryptocurrency firm, “the biggest and best bitcoins – it’ll be huuuuge!”
..he tried the bitcoin thing and broke a tooth..
He’ll say thank you all for coming tonight. But … yer all fake news so go pound sand, suckers!
Trump will announce he will recite the square root of pi to 23 places..from memory..no cue cards or teleprompter…then do it successfully. He will then challenge Joe Biden to spell pi…wait for the “e” folks..gonna be yuuge..
Biden: “It’s a word with only two letters… p…i….e…”
Trump plans to announce…that even though the holes were rather small…they had to count them all…now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
…the continuation and escalation of the circus.