Strait Line of the Day: Gibraltar is nowhere near as rock-solid as…
Archive of entries posted on 12th January 2023
FBI Bulletin #3307: Hello Citizens.
This is your friend, the FBI, speaking.
Hello, mirthmakers.
We know you like to have a jape every now and then at our expense. {Adjusts black tie and sunglasses.} We understand that is what’s said.
Oppo, Basil, and Walrus have gone away to assist us further in our inquiries, and we will now be monitoring all japes to see if any are of Russian origin. Russians.
Please carry on. Most amusing.
Is DamnCat literally a cat, or what?
Cartoons and Memes
“Good morning Mr. Walrus. What’s this I hear about Oppo having aides? Is he alright?”
“Different kind of aides.”
“What are they?”
“Sorta like interns but they probably get paid.”
“Lucky them.”
“Not as lucky as me though, he has to do diversity hires.”
“How is that unlucky?”
He doesn’t get to choose.”
“Bummer.”
“Bummer indeed. You got the results and the new choices?”
“Coming right up.”
“I know that feeling.”
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