Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs To Become Family-Oriented In-Law Motorcycle Gangs

Harley-Davidson Will Go All-Electric, Says CEO
Jalopnik | 2023-01-18 | José Rodríguez Jr.

Harley-Davidson is planning to phase out motorcycles powered by its storied internal combustion engines, and will slowly but surely transform into an all-electric brand. Harley CEO Jochen Zeitz tells Dezeen that after 120 years of being famous for its big gas-powered models, electrification is the logical next step. That is, if the company plans on sticking around for another 120 years.

Harley-Davidson’s EV transition “needs to happen,” according to its CEO, and not just on a small scale with a brand like LiveWire. No, we’re talking H-D dealers selling EVs exclusively, although it isn’t going to happen overnight.

Greta motor runnin’
Make a ghetto of the highway
Lookin’ for indenture
To whatever comes our way
Yeah, Darlin’ go make it harping
On the evils of the human race
Confiscate all of your guns at once, in an
Ex post facto case

I believe in wonderkinds
Ah, that little Thunberg
Embracin’ all of that wind and
The solar ceiling I’m under
Yeah, Darlin’ gonna make Jake Tapper
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire conservatives all at once;
Diversify aerospace

Like a true female child
We were born to be beguiled
Hog Riders goodbye —
The planet’s gonna die!

Born to be guiled
Born to be guiled

Canada’s NHS Purchases Discarded U.S. Gas Stoves To Distribute to Customers in Lieu of Appointments

Fentanyl-Bearing Human Traffickers Halted at Border Attempting To Bring Gas Stove Into U.S.

Monty Python’s “Cheese Shop Sketch” — With Cheese Replaced By Visitor Logs

Report: Secret Service to Disclose Visitor Records from Biden’s Residence
Breitbart ^ | 01-19-2023

The Secret Service is reportedly willing to reverse course and disclose visitor records from President Joe Biden’s Wilmington residence, where classified documents were unearthed by the president’s personal attorneys.

While the Secret Service claims not to keep visitor logs of everyone who entered Biden’s home, the Secret Service does keep records of those who “come into contact” with the locations the agency protects. It’s those logs the Secret Service is willing to turn over to Congress, according to Fox News.

Ask them any questions, and you’ll quickly find yourself in the Argument Sketch.

Promoted Comment: Should Go Without Saying, But It Bears Repeating

Burt’s Wisdom:

If our governing body is really worried about overthrow attempts, they should stop being a government that needs to be overthrown.

Straight Line of the Day: Trump Is Promising a Big Speech Today. Sneak Preview: …

Trump Says He Will Give “Big Political Speech” Thursday, Promises “Many Giant Rallies”
The Hill | 01-19-2023

Former President Trump teased a “big political speech” he planned to deliver on Thursday, promising rallies and “wild and exciting” events for supporters as he rolls out his 2024 presidential campaign.

“Making a big political speech today at TRUMP DORAL, in Miami,” Trump said in a post on his social media platform Truth Social on Thursday morning while claiming the media has accused him of “not campaigning very hard.”

Straight Line of the Day: Trump is promising a big speech today. Sneak preview: …

“My position is, I don’t love little yellow school buses. I’m sorry. I just don’t.”

Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Mr. Walrus. Wakey-wakey!”

“Well if it isn’t Miss Monroe, where is Miss Welch?”

“Don’t know sir, but she says it will come as a surprise.”

“Yowser.”

“She did give me last week’s winner before she left and that nice Mr. Slapout has given me some for this week for the commentators to vote on.”

“Proceed.”

Winner

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